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Y'all, reading the Three Musketeers for the first time is WILD
d'Artagnan Sr really said, here's a jalopy, $300 bucks, and fight anyone who gives you side eye
This whole time I thought bby d'Artagnan was just a dumbass teen - no he was a dumbass teen given *explicit* instructions
Mar's BBC vs Book Canon Musketeers Assession: a Short Yet Comprehensive Guide
(read under the cut!)
bbc d'Artagnan: baby. has not done anything wrong in his life ever, actual angel, just very stupid.
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book d'Artagnan: has the power of god and anime on his side, most annoying little bitch you'll ever meet, broke, has a stupid horse, perpetually single.
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bbc Athos: depressed older brother figure that's not-so-secretly very soft and loving of his found family and would die to protect them, also still horny for one Milady de Winter. Carries the communal garrison braincell.
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book Athos: drunk misogynist who yearns for death and whose only reason to live is his son Raoul. All his braincells have committed self-murder.
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bbc Porthos: feisty ray of sunshine who has never had a single evil thought in that silly head of his, actually quite clever, complicated and emotional, deserves the world.
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book Porthos: vainest person you'll ever meet, doesn't know when to shut up, sugar baby who cares only about himself (and maybe Aramis), has not had a single intelligent thought in his entire existence.
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bbc Aramis: cinnamon roll, golden retriever, actually quite clever, troublemaker who can't keep it in his pants, lovable self-sacrificial idiot who would get himself killed in a heartbeat to save his loved ones, brightest smile in all of Paris. Invented bisexuality.
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book Aramis: mean, edgy, probably secretly a vampire, would sell you to satan for one (1) corn chip, one bad day away from going on a murder spree. Also invented bisexuality.
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bbc Treville: exasperated dad.
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book Treville: extremely exasperated dad.
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bbc Cardinal: genius evil mastermind played by Peter Capaldi.
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book Cardinal: genius evil mastermind sadly not played by Peter Capaldi.
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bbc Rochefort: worst person you'll ever fucking meet, arguably the only downgrade in the show.
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book Rochefort: sneaky lil bastard that's also the bestieTM, we stan.
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bbc Constance: feminist icon, beautiful queen I'd kill and die for, gaslight gatekeep girlboss.
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book Constance: she's just there and then she dies ig.
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bbc Milady: my cunning evil murderwife, would die for her, deserves the world.
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book Milady: actually I believe Athos should have strangled her with his own hands, fuck her.
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bbc Bonacieux: evil greasy little man, fuck him.
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book Bonacieux: he's just... kinda... there I guess? Idk man Dumas looked at the Bonacieuxs and went "nah".
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bbc Louis: annoying little shit but he's kinda cute and nice sometimes
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book Louis: manchild, just There ig.
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bbc Anne: radiant angel who has done nothing wrong in her life ever and she's also perfection itself.
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book Anne: literal drama queen.
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BONUS ROUND- GRIMAUD
bbc Grimaud: hot evil emo dude, idk what his problem was tho
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book Grimaud: actually he just doesn't get paid enough for this shit so if he wanted to murder Athos like in the show I'd understand that lmao
Thanks for asking me to participate, this was really fun to do!
HAPPY 90TH BIRTHDAY, DONALD DUCK!
The day you were made was the start of the Duckverse bursting forth! Who would've ever thought that 90 years later you would have fans who would become part of it? Sending you all our love, Donald Duck! Love, Dio, Shelly O'Chunks, @a-little-birdy-told-me, @stoopakoopa, @donze-trash, Zeke, @momonoki23, @dandyfelines, @polisena-art, @monkey-li, @kiiwiighost, Paw_Draws, Stylus, @flakatita, @daamazingmeepers and @puffywuffy8904 ------ A special thank you and good job to all of you who joined in this 90th Birthday Donald Duck collab! Despite their differences, our Donalds meshed so well together and this came out beautifully.
So, I watched "The Man In The Iron Mask". And I liked it. I was invested as soon as I saw Leo! So, here are some of my thoughts and things I like/dislike about it.
- Philippe was so sweet! Freaking loved him Those parts where he stares at the moon were just.... đ. Him and Athos practicing etiquette was nice. I wish the montage was longer and really showed their father-son bond.
-I was rooting for Raoul even when I realized he wasn't going to make it! I felt bad for Christine. I wish she found out about Philippe. Like, when I watched the trailer, I assumed the switcheroo would happen and Philippe would also end up liking Christine.
-Bruh, Louis was awful (Good job Leo!). When he told Christine she was going to hell, I was like 'damn, Louis savage.' Matter of fact, his whole thing with Christine was messed up. I was here for the switcheroo plot!
-I liked Queen Anne well enough. She didn't get a lot of screen time but, I thought her interaction with Philippe was so nice b/c you know she knows who he is. Someone mentioned her and D'artagnan having an affair, and rethinking helped me see it. Like, I liked their love story just fine. It adds an extra layer of drama.
-I loved when a heartbroken and pissed Athos shows up at the castle, ready and willing to cut b*tches down.
-I thought D'artagnan was interesting. His whole thing with Queen Anne was sweet with implied drama. I mostly liked how his morals are conflicted b/c he's aware that Louis isn't such a great king, but he swore allegiance to the crown.
-I loved the masquerade ball scene.
-The backhand from Louis to Philippe was entertaining and immaculate! (Stop hitting yourself Leođ)
-The All For One, One For All gunfire charge was â¨perfection â¨.
-Louis getting throat punched was hilarious.
-The opening narration was great. And, I want to learn it
-I kinda wish they did more flashbacks. Like when Philippe talks about being arrested or when the King dies and mentions Philippe, I wish there was a flashback or soundbites to show memories/nightmares/frantic thoughts.
Lol đ
Write in the tags that movie youâve seen so many times over so many years that even though you havenât seen it in a bit, you can still recite every line as it happens
A quick reminder for men that Aramis canonically paid a lot of attention to his looks and had an elaborate skin care routine. Which did not in any way stop him from stabbing anyone who doubted his masculinity. Of course Iâm not saying you should stab people, itâs not the 17th century anymore, itâs unethical & illegal & possibly toxically masculine⌠but maybe if theyâre forcing unnecessary stereotypes on you in a really aggressive mannerâŚ
Athos: *whispering in the ear of an Englishman heâs about to duel* My name is Count de La Fère. Youâve learned my name. Prepare to die.
The three musketeers episode!!
Series analysis: The significance of the characterâs from The Three Musketeers assigned to each of the crew members of the U.S.S. Eridani and the U.S.S. Excelsior in S1 Ep4: One for All and All for One
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64683967
Read it on AO3 in the Star Trek: Eridani collection
(Yes, this episode features the Exclesior, with special appearance by George Takei as Captain Hikaru Sulu and Grace Lee Whitney as Commander Janice Rand!)
I NEED someone to turn this into a trend of something bcs this is such a fucking funny photo for no reason đ
There so cute yâall
Chat there so goofy
The silliest musketeers
