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I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.
Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.
Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:
(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)
With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)
I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok
MOON DAY!
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
“Which character is your favorite?”
Being part of a fandom where every character is likable or there is a larger ensemble cast where everyone is a good character means everyone is your favorite in the same way as the scientific concept of equilibrium. Like my favorite is usually just whichever one I last saw a post or interacted with media for, but I interact with media for all of them constantly cause they are all likable. This results in the favorite spot in my brain being exactly like equilibrium, where people think that means it’s just all split equally and that’s that, but really it’s actually that it’s dynamic and always switching back and forth to average in a tie between them all, so like yes it is all of them but no it is not a consistent non-moving thing, it’s something constantly changing but that doesn’t mean they aren’t all my favorites, ya know?
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
if there was any justice to chess, becoming the world chess champion would let you make one small en-passant level rule change to the game for the duration of your reign. like Carlsen beats Anand and he is ceremonially cloaked with the King's Crown and the Scepter of Chess and he says "uhhh, thanks guys. as my first decree as Chess Champion, pawns on the A and H files can capture forwards as well as diagonally" and the crowd goes wild. and grimly, chess masters around the world throw out their plans for "Vishy's Chess, Openings and Theory, 3rd ed." and open a new word document titled "magnus_stupid_bullshit_chess_NOTES.docx" and start theorizing.
stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about
People mistaking fanon as canon irl
you’ve heard of the mortifying ordeal of being known, now get ready for the
FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
Thank you silly shark Sunday, my beloved
fuck it im posting it anyway Digital love silly shark sunday🤭💓💞
imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc
now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.
now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.
it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.
Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements