Scrooge Mcduck - Blog Posts

Scrooge: *grabs Don by the shoulders* Donald, be the bigger person.

Don: No, I'm 5 foot 1 inch, and bitter. You be the bigger person.

I have a test, but I'm smiling like an idiot!

This is even funnier, because physically he is the same height, but financially, Scrooge is about 100 times bigger than Donald!

Art

It's a nice day. The birds are singing, the oblochka are flying.

Up to this point...

CRASH

The door in the office opens abruptly, almost falling off its hinges and an angry duck stomps inside.

- "Damn Glomgold, stupid Rockerdak, unbearable Magic.. Was it really necessary for you to disturb my quiet day?" thoughts raced furiously through Scrooge's head as he threw his top hat on the hanger. Batista had already gone far away to finish the job and not get caught in the hot hand of his employer.

Scrooge angrily looked around the office, looking for his nephew — the only person who can calm, resist and withstand the anger of his uncle (depending on the mood of both of them).

McDuck's eyes sparkled with rage and the sparks slowly ignited the fire when old duck thought to himself that Donald was skipping work again?! He spun around and froze like a statue. All the heat and fervor died out in Scrooge's eyes, giving way to emotions unexpected for his character: tenderness and love.

Donald was lying on one of Scrooge's money bags, curled up like a kitten on his stomach, his legs dangling gold coins down to the floor, and his arms were crossed and the sailor's head was lying on them, pressing his cheek against his own sleeve.

Scrooge felt the butterflies flutter and he clenched his beak faster and tighter so as not to squeal, but still could not stop himself from shaking his hands in the air.

"You're a stupid nephew, Donald! How dare you be so sweet when I'm so mad at you?!" — Old duck thought to himself, not a bit angry at the whole world anymore.

Scrooge finally pulled himself together and crept as quietly and quickly as possible to his desk. He took out a notebook and a small pencil case from one of the old, almost unused drawers. McDuck quietly pulled over the nearest other money bag and, getting comfortable, began to draw.

The room gradually filled with Donald's quiet snuffling and his uncle's even quieter giggling, which captured another calm but important moment in his life.

Batista opened the door to bring new papers for Scrooge, but when he saw that his employer was already busy with something else, the dog simply put on black glasses and grabbed the nearest broom, walked away while no one saw him, tapping the back side on the floor.

Inspiration has come to me sharply, therefore, here is the relationship of the Duck-McDuck family to "feminine" things and etc.

Della Duck

SHE HATES wearing skirts, dresses and makeup.

She admits that all these things are cute and all that, but the maximum that she will allow herself from the "feminine" is only long hair.

She may be interested in something, but she doesn't see herself in it.

As a child, she was often naughty and changed clothes with Donald, which is why she often got a kick in the ass, especially from the ancestors of the McDucks and grandma Duck, but in the end they resigned themselves.

She is offended that she is primarily seen as a girl, and not a pilot and/or an adventurer.

She likes to admire something feminine, but not in terms of "I want it too"

"Wow, this girl is so beautiful..." "Yeah, I wonder where she got this dress?" “what? Oh, well. Uh."

Donald Duck

As always, Donald is the complete opposite for Della and he LOVES "feminine" things.

As a child, he almost never quarreled with Della, and if she said she wanted to change clothes, then he just shrugged and changed. When McDuck's grandparents and grandmother Duck scolded Della for looking "not like a girl," he never understood why they couldn't change clothes. Grandparents McDuck and Grandma Duck stopped after he asked Hortense why they couldn't change clothes.

In the emo phase, he mastered makeup and learned how to work with hair and even had a wig!

When he got older, he realized that he was a femboy (you can also say crossdresser) and, fearing condemnation and ridicule from the family and especially Scrooge, began a double life with the name Dolores NiPato

Growing up, he began to give up his second life more often in favor of his family, arguing for himself like this: "I am already an adult man, I need to stop"

During the ten-year breakup, he wore a long skirt so that the triplet ducklings could reach out and attract his attention, but when they grew up, he stopped, fearing that he would set a bad example

Huey Duck

It's hard for me to say anything about him. Everyone remembers him as a trans girl, but I do not know my exact opinion about this, so I have two of them:

1. He is indifferent to women's things and does not mind wearing pink according to his mood. He can wear skirts and dresses, but mostly when he realizes that he is actually half-naked and in the mood. He wants to grow his hair out to see how it will look with sideburns. He can learn to wear makeup to help his brothers.

2. Transfem, but tomboy with long hair.

Dewey Duck

Like Donald, he loves women's things very much! But unlike him, the duckling is not afraid to show it, because Donald tried all the time to show him that he is normal, different, but normal

Sometimes he receives jokes from Huey and Louie in the style of "Oh, my lady, you are so beautiful today!", but often does not understand that this is a joke and is sincerely embarrassed and rejoices at the compliments, which makes his brothers feel a little awkward

Some days, she dresses up with Webby in the same clothes because it's cool and thinks it seals their union as brother and sister

He always tries to join the bachelorette party or ask Lena to teach him how to make up (for Lena it's exhausting, so she taught Huey how to make up so that he could teach Dewey)

When he was at school and wearing a skirt, he was bullied, but he could often stand up for himself and/or he was protected by Huey and Louie

When Donald was called to school because of Dewey's "inappropriate appearance", he made such a scandal that the principal was very afraid of him and the duckling sometimes compared Uncle Donald with his mother in his thoughts

He likes to show off his images and outfits in front of Della, even if they are stupid. Della loves them all. "YES! YES, BABY! THIS IS MY BOY! SHOW ME THE EMOTIONS!"

Louie Duck

He mostly doesn't care about clothes, he only wears something comfortable and/or expensive

Sometimes he may wear makeup, but he is mostly lazy

He loves different rings and bracelets, but he has almost no sense of style, so he had to be taught how to wear jewelry correctly

Will destroy your life if you say even one bad word about his femboy brother (and trans sister)

Webby Vanderquack

Just a girl🥰💕

Sincerely does not understand why pink is only for girls

She gets offended and angry when they call her "childish" because of her favorite color

Curse your soul to eternal torment in Hell for your words about Dewey and Holly (name for trans Huey)💀😈

Scrooge McDuck

Just an old man sticking to the old rules

In fact, he doesn't really care whether he wears women's clothes or men's clothes either. But fuck you with a cane if you say that kilt = skirt

Purely out of interest, he may ask about makeup or some feminine things for self-care

He can wear a skirt or a dress, he doesn't care. But he still feels embarrassed in these outfits because of his old considerations.

He doesn't even suspect that he caused Donald's injury💀

Scrooge: Oh, that damn black cat! I am completely sure that this "vacation" is just an excuse to take advantage of my poor, little, pathetic, stupid, sweet, pure and immaculate nephew!

At this time

Pete and Donald: *They fish, cook and make origami together. They kiss very, very, very much and are so very comfortable and sweet that it is simply impossible, especially with Pete's character.*

All three adults are to blame for Selena's Spear.

Scrooge understood the risk that Della would find out about the spear and his relationship would deteriorate with Donald, but he did it anyway. Donald knew how tough it was not to know his own family, but he did it anyway. But Della didn't know that about the consequences and just hoped for the best.

I believe that Della had postpartum depression and she thought that after the children she would have no adventures and the pressure from Donald also played a role. Therefore, when she found out about the rocket, she grabbed onto it as the last thread of hope.

Scrooge and Della undermined Donald's trust (although they didn't want to) and Donald most likely scared them both by showing how far he was willing to go in his anger.

God, I want a fanfiction where the three of them spill out what was inside them and in the end ALL three of them say "I'm sorry" to each other

Scrooge: "I'm sorry, Donald, I should have listened to you", "I'm sorry, Della, I should have listened to you"

Donald: "I'm sorry, Della, for pushing you, I should have listened to you", "I'm sorry, Uncle Scrooge, I shouldn't have gone so far as not to let the boys should know about their family,"

Della: "I'm sorry, Uncle Scrooge, Donny. I needed to tell you how I felt and what was on my mind."

Scrooge kicks down the door: Are you fucking sex?!

Pete doing origami with Donald: Do we? Duckie, why didn't you tell me? I would put down the paper.

You know, I haven't read the Dime Infinity comic and I don't know if it came out at all (but I really want to, although it will be difficult for me to read it, since English is not my native language)

But I can't help but think that evil Scrooge will lose, because at one point, the Donalds will just gather and ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE will look at him with puppy eyes and he will just freeze, remember HIS Donald, cry and want everything back

Donald is like: Excuse me waht

Okay, honestly, I'm shocked.

You guys are so cute, I just can't! I will try to write a fanfiction as soon as possible!

I want to write a fanfiction where Donald finally talks to Scrooge, and this stupid miser finally apologizes to him

But I do not know if it is worth it, because I will definitely touch on Donald's love of wearing women's clothes....

I want to write a fanfiction where Donald finally talks to Scrooge, and this stupid miser finally apologizes to him

But I do not know if it is worth it, because I will definitely touch on Donald's love of wearing women's clothes....

It's scary!

Donald had to go on an "exciting" expedition with his uncles again. Only no one told him that the expedition would be in the cave! In any case, it's not his fault that he's scared, so don't let them be outraged! Especially Scrooge...

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Donald swallowed. His knees bent slightly reflexively. His muscles tensed, and his fingers tightened on the straps of his backpack.

"Why does this cave look so intimidating?" — the question just popped into my head, as I immediately felt the impact of someone's particular cane.

— Come on, you bum! Move your legs! — Scrooge barked as usual and confidently headed into the cave.

"Tyrant." — Donald stated the fact in his head. Suddenly, Po felt a hand on his shoulder.

— I hope you haven't forgotten why we're here, right, Donald? — Ludwig was smiling cheerfully and expectantly.

— Yes, don't worry about it, Uncle Ludwig.. — Donald smiled awkwardly, regretfully recalling how throughout the 12-hour flight on the plane, while he was preparing their bags, Uncle Ludwig talked nonstop about this cave.

"Why can't we just say that there are treasures and possible pools of diamonds and oil?" — Donald still didn't know how oil and diamonds could be in the same place. Or as lucky as you can be...

— Great! Then I don't think it will be too difficult for you. — Ludwig cheerfully pinched one cheek of his nephew with his hand, and kissed the other.

— How long have you been there?! — After Scrooge's scream from the cave (how long and far is he in there?) Ludwig and Donald walked quickly.

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— How long do we have to go? — trying to hide the tremor in his voice (with a failure), Donald asked, looking around fearfully.

— Don't complain, Donald. You're not a little duckling anymore. — Ludwig said the last sentence in a joking manner.

— I will always be a duckling, Uncle Ludwig. — The sailor rolled his eyes and smiled. It usually annoys him when he is teased or treated like a child, but in this situation it calms him down.

— Surprisingly, it's a really good idea, nephew. — For the first time in the cave, Scrooge said something.

But why did he say that? Donald was about to say something, but then the light of Scrooge's flashlight fell on my bats, which flew searchingly at three ducks.

— WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! — Donald's reaction was not long in coming.

Scrooge was only a little grateful, because his scream scared away the bats. He turned around to assess the condition of his nephew and son-in-law.

And... This made him jealous. Again.

Donald hugged Ludwig's neck with his eyes closed, legs tucked under him, while Ludwig himself looked very surprised.

The professor noticed the expression on his brother-in-law's face. He narrowed his eyes and smiled slyly.

— Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh~ — he hugged the sailor, thereby pressing him even closer to himself (much closer?!) and kissed him on the forehead — It's just bats, don't be afraid~

Scrooge's face became more and more red and distorted due to anger and jealousy. He gripped the cane with such force that it might have broken if the remaining strength had not gone to restrain himself.

He abruptly grabbed Donald with his cane and pulled him away from Ludwig.

— Enough of these stupid games! — Scrooge took him possessively by the hand and pulled him forward. — Time is money, and I don't want to waste either of them!

They continued on their way while Scrooge and Donald held hands. With some changes in appearance, when Donald hugged Scrooge out of fear.

At the same time, Ludwig, with a satisfied smile and hands behind his back, followed them, proud of his "prank".

Happy birthday duckboys!

Dewey *throwing off the blanket*: Today is our day!

Huey: We've gotten older!

Louie: And richer.

Donald: Boys! It's time for breakfast!

Yay!

*each boy has his own plate of pancakes: Huey with condensed milk and blueberries, Dewey with chocolate chips and marshmallows, Louie with maple syrup and strawberries*

*everyone has tea with strawberry juice*

Dewey: Yummy!

Huey: Wow...

Louie: Cool. *took a picture for my blog*

Donald: Happy birthday, boys. Bon appetit~

HDL: Thank you, Unca Donald!

HDL: *make the first piece*

HDL: !!!

Louie: Did you-

Dewey: Did you add chocolate to the pancakes?!

Donald prodly: Yes, I am.

Huey: Wow!!

Della: Um, Donald?...

Donald: I made the chocolate for Huey myself, so there are sweeteners there.

Donald: Wait. Did you think that I didn't know my own child?

Della: No! Of course no! I just!-

Della: *sigh*

Della: I'm sorry... Sometimes I forget that you know boys better than I do. Although I am their mother...

Donald put his hand on her shoulder: Everything is fine. I also sometimes forget that you know me better than yourself.

Donald looking at Scrooge: And someone else.

Scrooge: *trying not to cry*

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Scrooge: All right, boys. Since today is your birthday, I...

Donald who stands too close: *stings his side painfully*

Scrooge: I'll... buy whatever you want... But only one piece at a time!

Scrooge: *looks at Donald*

Donald: *nods approvingly*

Huey: Okay, well... Difficult choice...

Dewey: Okay, listen!!

Louie: Hehe. Okay~

Scrooge: "My money suffers only for their happiness..."

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Della: Aaaahhh, boys! Here I am!

Huey: Hi, mom.

Dewey: Hey, mom.

Louie: Yo, moona.*

Della: Well, today is your birthday and therefore, as your mother, I will spend it with you! All day!!

Louie: Nah, thanks.

Dewey: It's cool, but no, mom.

Huey: Sorry, no.

Della puzzled: Whit waat?

Della: But why? What's wrong with spending your birthday with your cool mom, huh?

Dewey: Nothing at all! Just..

Louie: It's just that today is OUR day, Mom. And we have already planned how to spend it.

Della: Oh, yeah. I see..

Della: I'm so proud of you! You're so grown-up, making plans and all that...

Della: Haha, yeah..

Louie: Well, we haven't started making plans yet, so why don't you sit with us for now? M?

Della: *practically literally sparkling with happiness*

Della: Of course! Come here, my ducklings!

Della: *jumps on them with hugs*

Huey and Dewey: Wakhak!

Louie: Don't call us like that!!

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There will be no continuation, because I do not know how to write on behalf of children.. I'm sorry...

Donsy fans: THIS COUPLE IS CANON, STOP DESTROYING THEIR HAPPY ENDING

Three gay caballeros fans: DAISY IS ALWAYS ABUSING DONALD AND CHEATING ON HIM WITH GLADSTONE. HE DESERVES THE BEST!!!

Me *holding Donald and Pete: duckie and kitty do kiss kiss

Mouses fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. DONALD ACTUALLY STEALS THE GIRL FROM MICKEY

Donmin fans: THEN WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THAT POOR MOUSE'S BOYFRIEND STOLEN?!

Donmick: EXCUSE ME

Me holding Minnie and Clarabelle: cowie say "I moo you" and mouse say "eek too!"

Goofbelle fans: GOOFY DESERVES BETTER THEN THIS BITCH

Googpete fans: SAY IT AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD

Me holding Goofy and Mickey: and now you two dating here flowers and picnic

Scrooldie fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'RE ENEMIES!

Rokerscrooge fans: THEY'RE JUST BUSINESS RIVALS.

Glomscrooge: IT'S BETTER THAN A FUCKING STALKER.

Brigitte McScrooge fans: WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!

Me with Scrooge and Santa Claus: yey immortal husbands and immortal gay sex

Gladaisy: THEY BOTH ACT LIKE ASSHOLES, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.

Gladmagic fans: LEAVE OUR GREEN KID ALONE, HE'S WORTHY OF HIS WITCH MOMMY

Me: wow I love this couple hehe, fashionable gays thank you @skullsemi !

You can't stop my crazy ass

Do you know why I like family conflict so much in DT17?

Because they show us that EVERYONE is to blame for the conflict

Donald tried to secure the eggs, which is why he strangled his sister and uncle

Scrooge, despite seeing Donald's concern, built a rocket

And Della took the rocket

But at the same time:

Donald was too afraid for the children (and I think he used to be more or less adventurous, but after the navy he became even more afraid for his family)

Scrooge, after his 13th birthday (based on the comics), no longer knew how the family was really arranged correctly, and despite the fact that he probably believed that Donald was right, he did not want Della to move away from him

And Della, under the onslaught of her brother and the fear that after the boys hatched, her adventures would stop, she decided on her last adventure, and not to talk to her brother (and also, I believe that she had postpartum depression)

We see that all the parties to the conflict are to blame, but at the same time, they had their own reason to be like this

Except for the boys. These kids are not to blame for anything.

Donald being best boy and loves girls.

Donald: Hey-ya, Daisy!

Daisy: Donald?

Donald: *takes out a bouquet of flowers from behind his back*

Daisy: My favorites!

Gladstone: Hey, Daisy?

Daisy: What?

Gladstone: *presents a bouquet of 101 roses and a box of chocolates*

Daisy: Oh, Gladstone!~

Donald: ...

Donald: And why did I keep trying at all? *leaves flowers and leaves*

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Donald: Hi, Minnie!

Minnie: Donald! Hello, how are you?

Donald: I'm fine, but...

Minnie: ??

Donald: *pulls out a basket with lilacs and violets from behind his back*

Donald: It will be better after you smile~ *wink wink*

Minnie: Oh, Donald! *laughs and slaps Donald lightly on the shoulder*

Minnie: Did you make the basket yourself?

Donald: Of course! *Proudly*

Minnie: Thank you, Donnie!

Donald and Minnie: *hugs*

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Donald: Hello, Clarabelle.

Clarabelle: Donald? Hello there, dou you need something?

Donald: Actually, yes.

Clarabelle: ?

Donald: *takes out a bouquet of strawberries and a guitar with a red ribbon*

Donald: Your smile~

Clarabelle: Did you use the smile compliment again?

Donald: Did Minnie tell you?

Clarabelle: Yeah.

Donald: I don't surprise.

Clarabelle: But it's very cool.

Donald: Yeah?

Clarabelle: Yeah.

Donald: Oh, thanks.

Clarabelle: No, thank you. I didn't expect a bouquet of strawberries.

Donald: Goofy tell what you don't really like flowers.

Clarabelle: I get it. Thank you, Donald.

Donald: Always welcome.

Clarabelle and Donald: *hugs*

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Donald: Since March 8, Grandma Duck!

Donald: *gives her fresh pastries*

Grandma Duck: Oh, thank you, Donnie!

Grandma and Donald: *hugs and kiss*

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Donald: Hey, Ma?

Hortense: Mm? Yeah, Donnie, what's wrong?

Donald: *gives a pendant with photos inside, in the first she is with a Quackmore, and in the second he is with Della and the boys*

Donald: I love you.

Hortense: Aw.. Tha gaol agam ortsa cuideachd, a ghràidh!

Hortense and Donald: *hugs*

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Donald: Dumbella?

Della: What you need, Dick Duck?

Donald: *gives a photo album with all (especially shameful) photos of boys*

Della: ...

Della: I'm so fucking love you sometimes.

Donald: And I love you always.

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Donald: Webby? Can I bother you?

Webby: Hm? Of course, what happened, Unca Donald?

Donald: I noticed that you like to weave bracelets and...

Donald: *gives her a large set for beading*

Donald: If you don't like it, I can buy you something else.

Webby: *presses his hands to his beak and quickly jumps on the spot*

Webby: I LOVE IT!!

Webby: *jumps on Donald with hugs*

Donald: Oh! I'm glad to hear that.

Donald and Webby: *hugs*

+bonus

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Donald: *calmly drinking tea*

Scrooge: *comes running, stops and violently catches his breath*

Scrooge: Hey, Donnie!

Scrooge: *kisses Donald on the cheek*

Donald: You decided to give Goldie and Bridget gifts on March 8th, but now you need to hide somewhere, right?

Scrooge: Right.

Donald: *sigh* Okay, let's go.

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Della: Yo, Don!

Webby: Unca Donald, look!

Donald: ?

Donald: *spits out the tea he was drinking*

Webby with a magic blade: Look what Uncle Scrooge gave us!

Della with a gun: Cool, right?

Donald: ...

Donald: UNCLE SCROOGE

Scrooge is in his Money Bin: I don't feel safe.

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*Magica and Daisy beat Gladstone*

Donald: *looks at this*

Donald: Interesting.

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Donald: I'm home!

Kids: For you, unca!

Kids: *gives flowers and sweets*

Donald: ...

Scrooge with a bouquet: Do you like it?

Donald: Sometimes I hate you, unckie.

Scrooge: !!

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I love you, girls~💕

In the Middle Ages, where Donald changes places with Della so that she becomes a knight and he becomes a princess, but Donald is kidnapped by pirate Pete

Scrooge: Bring back my nephew, you son of a-!

Donald sitting on Pete's lap: Hey, Uncle Scrooge, meet my boyfriend.

Pete: Hello.

Scrooge: ...

Della: *trying not to laugh*

Donald: Just one of my boyfriends. I don't remember who exactly, heh.

Scrooge is nearby: Excuse me, but WHO-

Memories.

Unca Donald, if you’re in the photo, then who took this?

Request prompt from @minaduck : Huey and Donald! Thanks for the request, friend!