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okay so fun fact. i LOVE hanahaki aus. so like hear me out.
monodeku hanahaki au where monoma is the one affected, but instead of dealing with it like a normal person he just,,,, ignores it. like he hides it from everyone else but he doesn't try to get it removed because, (as much as he would like to forget izuku) it would make it obvious he had / has a crush on him in the first place. also he's lowkey probably in denial and thinks that his crush will just fucking go away if he ignores it long enough.
obviously he can't just hide it the whole time and SOMEONE finds out. AND INSTEAD OF? TELLING THEM WHO HE LIKES SO THEY COULD HELP HE JUST GOES "uhh idk" WHEN THEY ASK.
basically, its like a cat and mouse situation but there actually is no mouse and monoma is just chasing his tail.
monoma and izuku are litterally THE audhd boyfriends in the whole world.
Monodeku au where Midoriya is the star player on some random sport team and Monoma is the caption of the rival team.
some of my deranged hcs bellow the cut :D
Todoroki, Midoriya, Ochaco, and sometimes Tsu will practice random dances in the gyms at UA. At one point in time, they passed Nedzu in the hallway, and he complimented their dance. The four of them were mortified.
The aforementioned dances are very elaborate things that require quirk usage which is why they use the school gyms. They call it quirk training. It is most certainly not.
One time-while still attending UA-they posted a dance cover to a song, and it blew UP! To the point where when they're pro heroes the four of them get asked to remake it.
They eventually do, but while fighting a group of low-level criminals. Everyone went insane over it because the skill it had to have taken to both perform an elaborate dance number all while beating up criminals really showcased why these four heroes are in the top ten.
One time, fresh out of UA, all of the boys in class 1-A lost a bet to Mina and they all had to wear heels for a day.
Shinshou, Kendo, and Setsuna all have an inside joke/little game going on where whenever Monoma starts saying something they'll somehow incorporate 1-A. They get bonus points if it's Midoriya specifically. At the moment Kendo is winning by about 25 points.
Some of the strangest we're when monoma was talking about the the recent English assignment they had and shinsou had gone "yk someone in 1-A probably scored higher than you" and monoma just stopped. he couldn't BELIEVE shinsou had just said that to him.
Another was when Kendo, Setsuna, and Monoma we're at the mall and he picked up a pair of shoes he liked. Kendo went "oh there is no way anyone would everrrr have the same taste in shoes as you" which got monoma started on how he had the best taste in shoes and that no one would ever have as great taste as him, ESPECIALLY not 1-A and even more specifically, NOT MIDORIYA.
Iida can play the tuba
I wrote a short one-shot!!
God, he's so attractive
It's rated gen bee tee dubs!
It's obvi monodeku, who would I be if it wasn't. Here is the summary :D: During a training exercise, Midoriya accidentally gropes Monoma's forearm and finds out he's actually quite muscular. Now he can't stop thinking about it. This is totally going to affect his grades, isn't it?
please consider Midoriya and Monoma at a haunted house.
Monoma isn't actually that scared, he's never been easily scared. But. He chooses to be scared so he can grip Midoriya's bicep. Midoriya is very muscular, and Monoma will take any chance he can get to feel him up.
Midoriya on the other hand is scared shitless. This boy, who strikes fear into villains with just a look, is screaming at footsteps. Midoriya is also the type to punch the actors and its terrible.
He would accidentally punch someone and then immediately start apologizing and crying. Monoma is trying as hard as he can to stifle his laughter, but he just can't.
"This isn't funny Neito! I could have seriously hurt them!" The employee is still in pain on the floor, they're fine of course, but they're going to have a bruise.
At this one haunted house, the two of them had lanterns that flicker on and off and can be turned off by the actors. One of the actors had turned it off, Midoriya screams "Don't turn it off you dick!" and the actor walked up, set their hand on Monoma's shoulder and goes,
"Yeah jerk, don't turn it off". Midoriya screamed like Wild e coyote.
Another hc I have is that when they're getting chased by the actors Midoriya is one of those people who jump onto tables or hides away in small places to get away from them. This results in him losing both the actor and Monoma more than once.
Monoma, the little shithead, uses this as an opportunity to scare Midoriya more. He walks around dragging his hands along walls and ominously saying Midoriya's name until he finds him. Monoma has been punched for this.
Monoma also loves to antagonize the actors (please don't be a dick to haunted house actors btw). The actors say something, and Monoma would just respond like it's a normal conversation.
Midoriya got so scared he once ran through a wall. It was major leagues cartoony, with such a clean, very Midoriya-shaped hole in the wall.