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Wizard: Hey, Bard, you ready to get curb stomped?
Fighter: What?
Bard: At chess.
Wizard: We have a weekly match. I’m teaching Bard to play. And they're teaching me to trash talk. The cleric called. Your test results came back positive. You’re a stage five dumbass.
Bard: Oh! You have come so far.