Fitz And The Fool - Blog Posts

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

Fitz: I'm doing this controversial thing to your innermost soul to save your life because I care about you and I don't care if you don't like it. Nighteyes: wow... wtf. invasive much. :/

[only moments later]

Fool: I'm doing this controversial thing to your innermost soul to save your life because I care about you and I don't care if you don't like it. Fitz: wow... wtf. invasive much. :/

who else up suffering and wailing and gnashing their teeth and tearing out their hair and rending their clothes and screaming at the top of their lungs and throwing up and fucking dying

thinking about how Fitz and Beloved's first evening together in 15 years was spent sitting and talking and laughing in front of a hermit's fireplace and how their last one together for over 2 decades was spent sitting and talking and weeping together in front of another one

"Beloved Fitz and Nighteyes abandoned Bee when they went into the stone wolf-" no actually stone wolf is the best dad ever. Bee's dads didn't leave her they just all merged into one bigger slightly more functional dad. Stone wolf went with Bee and everyone else to the mountain kingdom where they all live happily forever and ever. Stone wolf dad gives Bee rides on his back and goes hunting for her so she's never hungry and cuddles her at night when she has nightmares. They are the most wonderful attentive dad ever and Bee is never neglected ever again.

Unless the eventual Bee book disproves this (god I hope not) then this is canon and no one can argue with me.