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gang do we fw bill miku

i think shes pretty neat

Teto but if she got possessed :<

Don’t be shy, make your Billsona.

Join us…..

FINISHED!!!✨

Bill’s got legs!! I’m so so happy I finally finished this!!

Thank you to everyone who’s followed along with its progress!

Bill Cipher's voice sounds like what you'd get if an Irken infant were abandoned on earth to be raised by a pack of sleazy used car salesmen

I dont ship billford and theres a lot to say about their dynamic being fucked up and unhealthy and unbalanced but I do think they got homoeroticism objectively

this took forever. i can’t stop drawing this au, i don’t know what’s happenign to me

Get it? Second base? Because

Because he's shaped like a

Funniest possible song from Bill's POV toward Ford is "Hello" by Adele.

imagine if instead of taunting Ford in Mabelcorn, Bill had approached him like this. would it work no. would it be hilarious yes.

Bonus points if you imagine it in his voice. He's playing the piano. He's really into it. Ford left the room two minutes ago and Bill hasn't noticed.

i am t r a s h !!!!!!

The only unrealistic part of that comic is the implication that Bill wouldn't be supporting her in her goals

i’ve been seeing people talk about gravity falls again, and it’s reignited my interest in an old AU i have where Bill loses his powers and Mabel tries to help him turn a new leaf.

“Tries” is the operative word.

Obsessively studying your recently-resurrected arch-nemesis isn't, like, any kind of mental health red flag, is it? Like that's probably fine right?

@equilateralromance said: #real talk tho 'divinity sublimity colour & light' really hits #heavenly spheres. the firmament even #celestial bill my beloved

I was like "Bill's just talking fancy to impress Ford" but then also he is telling the truth and then I realized I could just make a picture out of Bill's internal contradictions so here

I was so confused until I actually read the tags lol

This is hilarious, and I can see Bill legitimately seeing everything this way

AITA for throwing a party for my best friend?

I (NB, 1 trillion) recently befriended someone (M, 60+) for the first time in ages. At first I only spent time with him because I felt sorry for him (he had no other friends), but after I got to know him, I realized he was really smart and fun to talk to.

Early on in our friendship, he asked me for help with an important project he was stuck on, and I agreed right away. I dedicated several years to helping him out, doing everything from giving him an idea that would solve all his problems once completed to walking him through complex math to encouraging him to keep going when he hit roadblocks. Every single time I helped with the project for all those years, I stayed up all through the night working on it with him.

A year before things started to fall apart between us, he invited a different friend to help with the project too, who I’ll call “F.” This guy hated the local wildlife (which my friend loved and dedicated his life to studying), and my friend insisted on keeping me a secret from F out of fear that F would hate me too. My friend also insisted on delaying his own project (which he had to finish so that he could keep getting funded to do his dream job) in order to keep F happy by building side-projects that F suggested.

Throughout his time “helping” with the project, F kept criticizing my friend and his project. Eventually, F finished a secret side-project of his own, to build a weapon that erases memories, and used it on my friend multiple times without his consent. I tried to warn my friend that F wasn’t trustworthy, but my friend didn’t do anything with my advice.

When the project was almost complete, F saw me for a few seconds and threw a fit. He used some choice words to describe my friend’s life’s work, told him he should destroy his project, and then abandoned my friend.

My friend was really upset about this, and tried to get in contact with me to reassure him. Unfortunately, I was spending time with my other friends for a couple of days at the time, and didn’t get his messages. He responded by barging into my own home, running up behind me, and accusing me of giving him a bad idea for the project we worked on together for years up until that point, probably because he was doubting his own reasoning skills after finding out that his choice to let F stick around had been a bad decision. I reassured him that he is smart (he is insecure about that) and revealed that I was planning to throw him a huge surprise party too, once his project was finished. He got really angry about this, and announced that he wanted to shut down his life’s work just to stop the party from happening.

I didn’t understand why he wouldn’t want me to throw him a party, and assumed that the stress of losing a friend (even a bad friend like F) was making him not think clearly. I also got a little bit annoyed that he could ever throw all our hard work down the drain so impulsively like that. I diligently stopped him from ruining his own creation, and waited for him to get over his moment of irrational feelings so we could get back to finishing his work, but it never happened.

He kept trying to shut down the project, and ended up losing everything because of it. When he invited yet another bad influence into his home (his brother, who had been a criminal for over ten years at that point), his brother used his diabolical mind to come up with a way to use our project against him, in a way that trapped my friend in a really dangerous situation for several decades.

I looked for my friend for the entire time he was lost in a dangerous situation, but I had no luck. And right when my friend miraculously found me, his brother separated us again. But there was a silver lining to this situation: my friend’s brother accidentally created a way for me to finally reunite with my friend and throw him the surprise party I had been planning.

Mabel and Dipper!

I drew Bill up in the tree branches inspired by one of the old drafts for the Book Of Bill book covers.

Nikolai Gogol from the hit anime Bungou Stray Dogs meets the Tumblr version of human Bill Cipher from the hit series Gravity Falls What will happen Oh No