Alice Oseman - Blog Posts

Sometimes when Nick phisically clocks out from his job as a kindergarden teacher he forgets to mentally clock out as well so sometimes he comes back home to charlie doing an art thing or smt and he looks at it and says with that tone you use with kids ''oh wow charlie, that looks so good, great job, someone earned a sticker'' and he'll give him a golden star sticker and charlie will just be like ''im a grown ass man but thanks'' and burst out laughing while taking the sticker.

C: *is coocking*

N: wow, good job on the cooking, but i think you took the wrong knife, how about you give me the big, sharp knife and use the safer knives we have in your cooking room? (The kids in his kindy have a kid safe cooking room for making simple foods and learning to cook and clean)

C: *looks at him then puts his face in his hands and lets out a chocked laugh sob*

N: *realisation*

N: oh my god i am so sorry

C: *while sob laughing* you are such a fucking idiot, you dumbass *laughter*

N: you know what ill go get the apolagy ball (a ball he has in kindy where to apolagise to someone you have to say 'im sorry' and throw it at them then they say what made them mad and you say why you're sorry)

C: *still holding the knife and laughing* we dont HAVE an apolagy ball

N: *embareced* can you just stab me? I think it'll just be better if you do

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C: *swears*

N: now Charlie, we cant talk like that to our fellow classmates now can we? Go to the time out zone until you learn your-

C: what fucking classmates, i was cursing at the table. Im 26!

N: oh

*cue histerical laughter from Charlie*

Nick and Charlie doing the ''where'' trend

C: a confused lesbian

N: WHERE?

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N: a tall blond dude

C: WHERE?

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C: a supportive loving father

N: WHERE?

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N: my mum

C: WHERE?

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C: a brother that doesnt hate you

N: WHERE?

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N: emotional stability

C: WHERE?

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C: a knife!

N: NO

*cue histerical laughing as Charlie runs away from Nick with the camra w/ mission impossible music edited in before the video cuts*

I like to think of charlie as a mini celebrety. Theres a small second hand shop he goes to once a week, he's great friends with all 4 of the workers there, the elderly owners see him as a grandchild, he cleans the book section, they give him a free snack if he's had a bad day. He volentiers at both the homeless shelter and elderly home, all the old people LOVE him! He knows all the stories of every homeless person and elderly grandparent in town. He went to a summercamp where he got so good with the equipment they had at their wherehouse he got a job as an unpaid instructer there at the age of 7 since he was better then the actuall workers, most of the kids in camp came from tpugh homes so they started seeing him as a parental figure, he (emotionaly) has 30 kids now, almost half of them are older then him, he attends every game, dance and play they are in and gives them advice and a place to stay if they get kicked out, he's also close with many buisness owners in town and got his kids jobs to help them. He's super close with a local gang that used to be 4 gangs that he got to work together when he was 6, they are now doing comunity work as self defence trainers and did time in jail as punishment for their crimes and thanks to him they work with the police to help homeless kids driven to lifes of crime and to help clear the streats from violence to make them safer and they even do gun safty lectures in school. He has multiple friends in the police fource and goes undercover for them to help them bust drug oparations, he even babysat one of the cop's kids, his name is gladius he's married to a semi-blind detective named asher and they have 3 kids and 2 dogs

I dont think I've ever wanted anything more then i wanted a dissabled heartstopper AU:

• charlie gets his right leg amputaded from the knee down when he was 10 so for his and nick's aniverserry nick got him a peg leg and a piret outfit and took him to the beach so he could run in the sand while that one really bad flute cover of that one song from pirets of the carabian plays from nicks phone on full volum

• blind charlie au where nick takes him to a museam and describes all the art to him in an extreamly detailed mannor, he also painted the edge of all the 'hard' furniture and stairs/steps in his apartment in bright neon yellow when they started dating since charlie can see contrast better and all of nick's floors are a purply shade of gray, he did it so charlie wouldnt trip or fall while he was getting used to living with nick and to the layout of the apartment

• adhd charlie × autistic nick where charlie knows nick shows affection with phisical contact and the warmth it give calms him so he gets him a plushie with a heart shaped microwave heat pad so he can sleep better, nick likes bluey so charlie buys him murch and charlie has a deadpool and woolverine hyperfixation so nick took him to watch the movie when it came out

• au where charlie was born with nothing below his right elbow and nick carries him around bc he likes being carried and charlie holds onto him with his legs and left arm like a koala

I NEED THIS!!!

(I forgot this but)

• deaf nick × selectivly mute and shy charlie, need i say more?

Charlie is a taco

He falls apart cpnstently but we still love him

Nick is a bean

He has anxiety, the separation kind

I just wanna paint a picture here BEFORE I write my meme. Nick is wearing bell pants but they're like EXTREAMLY obnoctius and a bright yellow, the gang is clothes shopping and decided to film something for social media

Heres the meme -

Nick: *turns around and strikes a pose* dont let the buzzcut fool you, i have tits *grabs his man-tits and pushe them up*

*Tara laughes*

Charlie, nonchalontly bc he doesnt know they're filming: you have ass too

Nick, while laughing: CHARLIE

*they burst out laughing*

*camra cuts*

Inspo here 👇

https://youtube.com/shorts/r4pmt-P4MsQ?si=hWQAZNwDeRZgKMz5

Been thinking about the book Loveless lately, so I couldn’t resist drawing some fanart of Georgia!

After I started reading Heartstopper, my friend recommended Loveless to me. All throughout I related to Georgia even more than I had any fictional character in the past. During the scene when Sunil was telling Georgia was asexual and aromantic meant, I teared up.

That was the moment I realized I’m aroace.

This book is beautiful and it helped me in ways I don’t even think I fully understand. Thank you so much Alice Oseman. 💙🩵🤍💛🧡

Felt cute, might delete later.

Tori is so real i love her

“I hadn’t realized I was crying. I don’t really feel sad. I don’t really feel anything.”

“There’s a time and a place for being normal. For most people, normal is their default setting. But for some, like you and me, normal is something we have to bring out, like putting on a suit for a posh dinner.”

-michael holden