greetings mother, it is merely a retelling of an idea... an idea by @frogcereal29 on @evilfrogcereal29 blog.....
(long story short, i was spacing out and this fic just pop into my head out of nowhere, very silly, very curious)
it came to me in a dream
ipad charger acquired
i am not doing well and i lost my ipad charger haha
not a lot, i also gave a ghost photocard i got to a person i met so the collection got smaller. and i think i missed the ghost and könig postcards, sadge. happy to get oggy's postcard and photocard though (as giveaways yippee). oh yeah i forgot to include strawberry ghost standee.
i will make a cod goodies haul tomorrow
i think the med is working
officially prescribed ritalin 🥳
Hoarder Nikto or Minimalist König?
both!
thinking..thinking.. thought thunk!
minimalist!konig.. mmmh, könig sees no use for worthless things, he keeps what he needs close and that’s all that matters, it’s what’s worked for the past 30 odd years—why would he change his ways? he’s a simple man, with simple ways. a simple life, kill, eat, sleep, repeat. he doesn’t see an issue with the limited belongings in his house, a tv & sofa in his livingroom, a bed and wardrobe in his bedroom.
it’s like something out of a jail, and when he brings you over for the first time— you have to double check you’re inside a house, looking up at könig as he made you some soup in the kitchen, ginger hair tied up in a messy bun.
‘you don’t decorate?’
‘ nein. i do decorate.’
‘..where? the fucking titanic?’
when u move in, safe to say you add your own sparkle and spice to his once-blank house, although, he’s not pleased.
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hoarder!nikto… oh, god. this man doesn’t know when to let go, he’s afraid of losing, afraid of letting go despite his adaptation to loss—and that affects his day to day life, he has thousands of letters stuffed in his drawers, receipts tucked into the folds of his wallet, old trinkets rammed into closets and cluttered atop hall-tables, poor sputnik has to jump over a few things sometimes.
it’s not disgusting, he’s not a pig—but it’s not healthy. you come over to his house, lips tangled together as you stumbled through the door, almost tripping over the large collection of boxes that gathered in his doorway, spending the rest of the evening attempting to convince him to rid of items, instead of fucking.
‘what about this, it’s a fucking wooden mouse.’
‘that is rat. kitty likes it.’
‘kto-to can live without a wooden fucking rat, nikto.’
‘we cannot.’
he’ll never change, but all you can do is slowly sell things and hope he never realises, or give them to charity.
‘why the fuck our many clocks gone?’
Ghost who likes your teeth a little too much. Sets you down on his lap just to pull down your bottom lip by your chin. A single thumb as he pulls you in just to lick at your teeth. Ignoring your curious tongue to lap at the ceramic like texture of your teeth.
Ghost who brushes your teeth for you sometimes. Treating you like a behaving dog so he can brush the toothbrush against the side of your teeth all the way to opening your jaw and reaching for the back.
"Good pet", he would tease only to suck on your teeth like an animal.
the producer hasn't confirmed my order, will we make it out of this? 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
we printing old art in this hard time
Sigh *looks at gabriel
Isnt he just so killable 🙂↕️
so submissive and killable 😌 (i don't have the nod emoji 😭)
i thought i would have some time and energy to draw but i am dead wrong
i don't know what to feel about the new paswg