Mfw I Think I Did A Good Zille Deal And Then Smolak Says 'thank You For Your Generosity'

European Australia - had it muted to listen to the Polish entry but looked like a generic angsty guy song?

UK - Spice Girls? The Schuyler Sisters? the more I'm watching, the more it's growing on me. strangely captivating

Greece - early impression: you cannot perform a funky song in glasses. I need Eurovision songs to be insane

Lithuania - didn't deliver on the initial weird impression :( makes me think of Rush of Blood to The Head era Coldplay

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

rip Symon Holl you'd love pivot tables

AND ANOTHER THING

the relationship options in this game are quite literally written word for word like:

1. I love you my beautiful queen you are so right

2. I love you my beautiful queen but politics is complicated

3. I hate you stfu go kys

and r/suzerain will still be like grrahh why she divorce me reee

this is the least complicated part of this game you just have to try your absolute lightest to not be a wife hater it's that simple

imma go touch grass

Czechia - 🤨 displeased

Luxembourg - this is weird (compliment). also catchy. approved

Israel - whats the etiquette on talking about Israel now. abstain

Germany - kinda giving charli xcx. epilepsy warning

Serbia - i think it's a love song, I don't approve of love songs in Eurovision purely because they lack the insaniy

Finland - (pre watching: extremely high expectation ater Cha Cha, the Finnish are always on their bullshit) I don't know. I think they might have fallen victim to my high expectations.

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

if I'm getting off the elevator and the door opens and you're standing RIGHT THERE in the middle of the fucking door 3 mm away from me

assume I will walk into you

gtfo of my way

I'll be the first to admit my OC is who I aspire to be lmao can't a girl dream

me: hmm, why did I make this OC in the first place? OC: well-- me: *senses a sudden creeping horror* WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT

The sexiest thing someone can be is an FBI agent in the 90’s

they tried to bring me down and I came back cuntier

out of context texts to my husband

Symon Holl | We need to put our economy and the recession at the forefront, especially in the wake of this insane fucking trade war between Arcasia and United Contana.