If Someone Is Having Trouble With Their Phone's Text-to-speech, Their Phone Will Always Catch My Voice

I promise not to do anything creepy

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

I dunno bout you, but I feel like feminism should mean equality for women and men and not just men being bad

@supply-closet @candycat2004 @ophanem

Okay I’m curious reblog and put in tags how people misspell your name

Damn, you got me. Gonna blow myself up with kerosine.

What do Italian ghosts eat?

Spooketi Boolognese!

haha hey wait a second

What the fuck are you doing?

BURGER. NUGGETS. NUGGETS. BURGER.

ahaha hey who's that

roald dahl, a moron and antisemite: and then matilda's powers went away cause she didn't need them anymore

danny devito, a beloved icon: and matilda kept her powers cause she was a cool as fuck little autistic jewish girl

Everyone always talks about how Edward Scissorhands is so dangerous because of his scissors for hands, but no one mentions the hazards of his shoulder blades

Pineapple and anchovies are actually tasty pizza toppings

rb w/ a controversial food opinion