A New Shoot By Anna Morozova.

Bun *u*

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

Had a re arrange of my books and comics

Person: “You have too much deadpool.”

Me: “Deal with it.”

New Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon trailer

My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

LITERALLY ME EVERY MONTH PRAYING FOR LEVI’S WELL-BEING.

these arent even all the ways to evolve pokemon

You could not make me immortal because even if I faked my own death and left I would not be able to stop using ao3. Ao3 going back 100 years with 5k fics or something

The crocs on Narinder and the kittens kill me 🤣

The real reason Narinder was banished.