The Batman Who Laughs

Prompt List

So I said months ago I’d make a prompt / drabble list but I’ve only just done it :) 

For prompt requests send in the numbers of the prompt you want, the character name and fandom with the tag #prompt 

“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.” 

“We only want to borrow the bar.” 

“You said I’d have proper training!” 

“No! I’m tired of doing what you say." 

"You must find it before the others do." 

"You’re too good for this world.”

“Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him." 

“Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.” 

“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.” 

"I’ve been waiting a long time for you." 

“I swear, I’m not crazy!” 

"Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”

“You’re a nerd.” 

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.” 

“I’m ready to try again, if you are?" 

"If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything." 

"Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?" 

“Is that my sweater/shirt?” 

"If only I’d just gone over when she/he called." 

"You must find it before the others do." 

"I think the room is bugged.”

“That’s starting to get annoying” 

“The landlord changed the locks.”

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy" 

“I did a pregnancy test." 

"You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?" 

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.” 

“It’s cute when you blush.” 

"How long have you been standing there?" 

“You’re seriously a man-child.” 

“Is there alcohol?” 

“I told you, no more pets.” 

“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.” 

“Are you coming to bed?” 

“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”

“I’m kind of a big deal.” 

"I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?" 

“A smart alec witch, how original.”

“I have to take you to the doctor.” 

"You were meant to be watching him/her!”

   “Well, this is where I live." 

"You make me feel like I’m not good enough." 

“I’m late.” 

“I’m early.”

“Get out of the shower!” 

“You smell like a wet dog.” 

“Oh yes. We’re on.”

“The library is free.”

“You gotta get us a decent place.”

“Well, someone should sue them.”

“Can I ask you something?”

“When I’m as far away from you as possible.”

“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”

 “Oh God, he’s serious.” 

Ok so i have this book called “The world according to the Joker” its a little and quirky book.

And in it the joker tells us how he was writing a novel.

And its a love story about him and batman and how they first met. Thought i would share it as it legit reads like someone wrote some fan fiction about them.

Bonus: A little note next to it.

An exercice where I wanted to illustrate the lyrics of a song with the expressions, attitudes and emotions of the character :)

Since I want to translate some french songs too, I hope you will like

it was really cool to do!

Stromae : Tous les mêmes 

Last episode : Theo, alone in his car, gets shot by hunters.

Me: It can’t be worst

This episode: Brett trying to survive after being poisoned, get killed by a car.

Me: … Fuck 😭😭😭😭

y'know, one thing i don't see get talked about much in regards to asexuality is how it feels to never be 'sexually motivated' by anything

and not just when it comes to advertisements using 'sexy' models to try and sell you stuff, but like. in general

sex as a favor, sex as a bribe, sex in exchange for whatever

casual sex, 'friends with benefits' situations, even simple flirting

it all looks a whole lot different from the perspective of someone who's immune to manipulation via sex appeal, who has virtually no understanding as to why sex would motivate someone to cheat on their partner, etc. etc.

sex is worthless to me

i mean, it's useful as a story element in fiction, but it genuinely perplexes me that sex is such a driving force behind so many aspects of irl society & of people's individual lives, for better or for worse

and that it's so deeply ingrained into how the average person views the world & various situations, because the average person feels sexual attraction, whereas i do not

i think the barrier between aces & allos is actually even deeper than it seems on the surface at times, because it's more than just the grating expectation that everyone must want to 'settle down' and have kids, it's also the fact that the majority of the world is sort of 'in' on a joke that aces will never truly be a part of

Teen Wolf 6x13 spoilers.

I always liked Brett. He was bi. He danced with men and women. He flirted with Mason and Corey. He got a scholarship to a school, so his sister could make friends. He pushed all of Liam’s buttons, well before the other was a werewolf, and he ended up caring for Liam. He lost all his family in a fire, and he and sister were taken in by another pack. He fought back against the people that attacked him. He was smart, he left clues knowing his sister would look for him. He was a minor character, but sometimes people find connections in those people too.

But leave it to Teen Wolf to ruin things. I know people have to die to make things exciting, but Brett and Lori deserved better. Brett was attacked by a woman in an authority position. He was hunted, poisoned, shot at, and shot by an arrow.

But Brett kept going, trying to save his sister, and in the end they both get hit by a car. A trap laid out by Gerard Argent. A trap to kill two teenagers.

If Argent survives this season, I’m going to scream. I want Derek to literally rip his face off.

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