"It's Hazel! ( @ultimate-assistant ) We Don't Know How Or Why, But She Said That She Woke Up Like This!"

haii!! Im bringing the typa greed they talk about in the bible (*´ー｀*) can iiii get 55 burgers 55 fries 55 nugget 55 cola 55 erm errm damon drabble for valentines..? It dont have to be finished/posted at valentines i just want something something okiee thank!!!!

anything for u my most favorite down bad damon fan!! (^_^) im sorry it’s so short… but happy valentines!

damon maitsu’s ultimate talent is debating, not dating. which is why despite being the self proclaimed smart guy, he’s struggling (almost terribly). not to a point where it’s annoying or a hassle in any way though, thankfully it’s stupidly endearing.

after every choice, he thinks back to his parents. oh how sweet and kind his parents are to give him advice on how to not mess up a date.

‘make sure to be a gentleman compliment them!’ his mother says. then, his dad perks up. ‘yeah, hit ‘em with a good pickup line or two!’ he exclaimed cheerfully. right at the doorframe his mother adjusts his suit while his dad watches with a smile. her hands run along the soft fabric, a material both she and her husband are familiar with as they made this very suit he’s wearing tonight. ‘don’t forget what we’ve told you, alright?’ his mother says.

he absolutely did not forget.

“ah, hello? earth to damon?” you call out, waving your hand in front of him. he quickly blinks, seeming restless.

“huh? oh, yeah?” he perks, you quirk your brows. you look at him confused, though you’re actually more worried.

“you were definitely spacing out, are you okay? is this date… boring?” you asked nervously. you don’t want to hear him agree.

“no! not at all. i- uh-” his eyes wonder around, from you to the table then everything else. he’s looking for something, anything that can… oh he’s got just the thing. “a-are you a rose? cause you’re as beautiful as ever” he lets out an awkward laugh. he noticed the jar of roses sitting in the middle of the table, and decided to use his dad’s advice now.

‘don’t forget to hit ‘em with a good pickup line or two!’

suddenly you laugh. bright and stunning — you laughed at his stupid joke. his heart was struck.

“hahah! damon, where’d that come from? that’s… sweet. thank you” you smile at him, and reach out to hold his hand. “i didn’t know you were one for pickup lines… hm. i like your outfit, i think it really suits you” you giggle, and so does he. oh how your heart feels warm too. “actually that counts more as a pun, huh?”

he shakes his head. “no, it’s okay. it has the same effect. but thank you, my parents made it for me”

you gave a surprised expression. “really? wow! they must be very talented. no wonder their son is too”

damon blushes again. “yeah they’re… they’re pretty good. thank you for acknowledging my talent, even if it’s boring sometimes”

“no way!” you protest. “you’re anything but boring. c’mon, how about you tell me a little more about how you got into debate and all, let me hear all about you, maitsu”

god damon was gonna be a flustered mess by the end of this dinner date. the one thing his parents didn’t tell him to do was keep his composure. so… maybe it’s okay if he loses it a little, right?

“okay. well, it all started when i was in elementary…”

"Ah, right! Can't keep them waiting for that long!"

[ Mayari brings the sketch with her as she heads outside of Oliver's dorm room with him following behind her with the gift basket. ]

To Mayari,

"Uh, hi, Allie was rambling alot about you to me and begged me to start a conversation with you. She was rambling on and whatnot about how you and I would get along really well or something? Oh Lord, where are my manners... I am Oliver Noiralle, I do Fashion Design, pleased to meet you."

@the-feathered-fashionista

[ Mayari's hair glows into white, while her eyes glow into white and blue separately due to the surprise of this. ]

"Oh, you're one of Allie's friends?"

Oh no, how am I gonna introduce myself without scaring her friend off with my talent? But since Allie told him about me, I should be fine, right???

"I-I'm Mayari. Mayari Sadélle.

I'm the..... The Ultimate Test Subject.

Nice to meet you, too."

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

"Try not to destroy the rations this time, Mallow!"

[ Mayari called out ]

| MALLOW REACTS!! |

Welcome to the mini series of Mallow reacts to random things while trapped in a killing game to pass time!

Episode 1: Tumblr UI

“Hey hey everyone! It’s Mallow Sainoji, the Ultjmate Tv Show Producer! Today when I logged into to Tumblr I was met with… horrors.”

“I have no idea what these extra buttons are… but I hate them already. I’m going to see where they lead to.”

“The tv button… is a tiktok feature… I love computer UI and this DISGUSTS ME. My EYES.”

“Rating, 0/10, bring back the old UI. That’s all. I must go scream in the pantry once more.”

[ Mayari didn't mind the headpat and instinctively leaned into his gentle touch while nodding her head ]

"Mhmm... sure"

"You alright?"

“Hah! Why wouldn’t I be? I’m just a bit angry but that’s really it.”

"It's strange to believe, I know"

[ The girl confirmed what she just said before explaining further ]

"I'm from another killing game that's connected to where you and other students are, and my headmaster there is this......mechanical elephant named Martorajah that claimed itself as 'the hand of his king, Tozu'."

"Umm.... hello?"

-🌙🪼

“Hey.

…need something?”

Posting smth non P:EG related again!

I'm in Chapter 4 rn, and I must say......

I LOVE WADA'S NEW LOOK! 🤩

Like, he still looks cute. But in a fresh and cool kinda way

"I see....."

[ Mayari places her finger onto her chin as she ponders over this. ]

"You said that Allie's been talking to you about me, right? What did she say?"

To Mayari,

"Uh, hi, Allie was rambling alot about you to me and begged me to start a conversation with you. She was rambling on and whatnot about how you and I would get along really well or something? Oh Lord, where are my manners... I am Oliver Noiralle, I do Fashion Design, pleased to meet you."

@the-feathered-fashionista

[ Mayari's hair glows into white, while her eyes glow into white and blue separately due to the surprise of this. ]

"Oh, you're one of Allie's friends?"

Oh no, how am I gonna introduce myself without scaring her friend off with my talent? But since Allie told him about me, I should be fine, right???

"I-I'm Mayari. Mayari Sadélle.

I'm the..... The Ultimate Test Subject.

Nice to meet you, too."

[ Mayari sighs in exasperation as her hair and eyes glow, and she combs her locks with her fingers. ]

"That's one more mystery to find out as time passes, I suppose...... The person "stalking" us, I mean."

"What's this about someone stalking Yuriko and Kuya Ciano as their 'security camera'?"

((OMG IM SO SORRY! 🫢😖🙏 I didn't realize that because my mind went blank!!

Also, I love the lore behind her signature!))

So I've been thinking of making some signatures for our OCs from P:EG AQ because I feel a bit bored and I wanna do something for the group

I already made some for Mayari, Cecile, Luciano, and Tian.

@opossum-on-the-stage @feathers-n-facades @taxidermist-hecate @ultimatederbysk8ter @ultimate-tvshow-director @ultimate-assistant @the-real-ultimate-occultist @thegreatcollins @noblyvalentine @ultphotojournalist

If you don't have any signature, please tell me. Same thing if you have any ideas on how you'd want it to be done, although I can't promise that I'd do it perfectly either way.

(NOTE: idk the link for Matteo's creator. So if you do, can you ask them about whether they have his signature or not and if it's okay if I could try make up one)