DO ME TEE!

HEARING YOU LOUD AND CLEAR ESPECIALLY WITH TOASTER, LAMPY AND RADIO

Ok here are my hear me outs from brave little toaster

A hostage cover I once sang (turn up your volume bc the audio is straight-up shit)

Every time one of my irls who knows i’m objectum asks “can i be objectum for a-“ im like YES!

YOU CAN BE OBJ FOR ANYTHING! That computer? Yes! That building? Yes! That song? YES !!!

And being obj is so fun too!! Like yes this computer is my boyfriend! Yes i have a rivalry with that building! Yes i kiss my disc drive every time i burn a DVD!

Being objectum is so freeing and so fun. Like i find so much joy and intimacy in everyday activities when it’s with the objects i love. <3

I’m not crying you are

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

Im sad that it ended. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! ALSO I WAS SO SURPRISED AIRY UNALIVED HIMSELF LIKE???

HFJONE ENDING???

MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING, HOW ARE YOU FEELING???

incredibly in denial, my friend

Istfg this feels so canon. Also PRIDEY IS SO MUCH FUN TO DRAW AGHHHH!!!

I made this using CapCut and IbisPaint so forgive me if it looks bad💀 I’m happy with it tho :3

Hello I wear glasses haha

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

CONSEEEEEEEENTTTT!!!!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WE MAKING HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS WITH THIS ONE!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Asking for permission

"Can I hold your hand?"

"Is it okay to kiss you?"

"Can I hug you?"

"Can I call you later?"

"Is it okay if I sleep here tonight?"

"Can I touch your hair?"

"I would love to spoil you, can I do this for you?"

"Can I tell people about us?"

"Would you allow me to walk you home?"

"Is it okay to randomly text you?"

"Can I take a picture of you?"

"Can I use a picture of you as my background?"

"Is it okay if we cuddled while watching the movie?"

"Would you let me take care of this for you?"

"Are you okay with me calling you my girl/boyfriend?"

See, transphobes? Gender ain’t nothing modern :3

okay fellas the book came out decades ago but I am just finding out that The Brave Little Toaster novel had a scene where animals asked them how they can tell if they're men or women and the appliances replied that they're neither

and then they say "just call us 'it'" and the animals agree and asdfghjdskalksjdhfjsk yeah that's cool

(Info came from and parts highlighted by this Youtube video)