"I Am The Prince’s Shield. And A Shield Must Be Iron."

sandman dropped at the exact right time for tumblr, since we’ve largely moved past having sexymen and are now exclusively into affectionately roasting men who are Pathetic(tm) which is exactly the treatment dream deserves

I mean look at this scrunkly motherfucker. he spent a hundred years sulking in a christmas ornament. he pisses everyone off everywhere he goes. he once sprinted out of a bar because his actual bestie suggested they might be friends. he’s so fucking rude <3 I want to crumple him up like a piece of scrap paper and do trick shots with him into my wastepaper bin

UMBRELLA ACADEMY HAS THE BEST SOUNDTRACK I'VE HEARD ON TV AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

Jace when he meets Janus:

I NEED AN EXPLANATION

"Shadow and Bone rating increased to 16+"

S&B fandom: ahh yeahh, spicy scenes 🔥🔥

SOC fandom: ahh yeahh, violence

Me: let inej say fuck!

Jason is such '' the favorite son'' he just doesn't realize it because he spends too much time rebelling on Bruce.

are they even an otp if magnus hasn't walked in on them

Anyone got any good Jason-centric batfam fanfic recs? I've run out of fics to read TT

Sketch 😜

Yesss

Theory time:

THE KIDNAPPER IS MOTHER HAWTHORN.

Hear me out, she loves kids, has been mention in the last installment, and has a personal connection to the First Heir line but despites the courts. That's why she don't want them involved.

And it is faerie related, so is obvious about Kit

I need to investigate more