They’re So Much Like The Crows:

Jules: You know, I love that we are a big family!

Ty: Yeah, it‘s great-

Jules: And just how many different families we combine!

Ty: Yes, really fascinating-

Jules: Carstairs, Rosales, Kingson, Penhallow,… But I always wondered what it would be like having a Herondale officially added to the family, you know?

Ty: Where are you going with this?

Emma *shouting from the other room*: He‘s saying you should ask Kit out!

Mayesh: As it is, everyone thinks Conor’s a lunatic-

Conor: Ah, having your annual everyone-thinks-Conor’s-a-lunatic meeting?

Mayesh: It’s biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.

don't leave me!

Gotta give Tom Sturridge credit for doing a hell of an acting job in the premiere when his job is to give a convincing hour-long performance while 1) mute, 2) naked, 3) in a fishbowl 

She hadn't made a milkshake in years for fear that they would return.. She starts the blender reluctantly.. In the distance, screams.. The boys had returned. They were. coming to her yard.

I find it hilarious that this is accurate

Luther and Vanya have the most ‘I don’t know what’s going on but I’m just happy to be a part of something :)’ energy. Ben has the most ‘I know what’s going on for the most part but can do nothing but watch’ energy. Klaus has the most ‘idk what day it is but I don’t think he should be doing that’ energy. Allison and Diego have the most ‘I think I know what’s going on and I’ve chosen to do something about it’ energy. Five has the most ‘trying to defrost a whole chicken in the ten seconds it takes mom to walk up the driveway’ energy.

Two types of Crows but yeah

the events of today in a nutshell:

i saw a post talking about when Death must've come to get Roderick Burgess and i can't stop laughing about it pffff

ollie calling dinah "pretty bird" = roy calling jason "jaybird"

something something roy learning how to show affection for his loved ones from ollie and dinah, and extending that affection to jason