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First Monday without SOBH...I'm gonna reread it again 😭

my toxic trait is becoming more obsessed with something than the person who recommended it to me

im literally begging yall to go check out lockwood and co on netflix

its basically six of crows crossed with ghost hunting, THE most premium aesthetic, toe curling slow burn, found family, shenanigans

its so good pls dont let it get canceled, go and watch it

I find it hilarious that this is accurate

Luther and Vanya have the most ‘I don’t know what’s going on but I’m just happy to be a part of something :)’ energy. Ben has the most ‘I know what’s going on for the most part but can do nothing but watch’ energy. Klaus has the most ‘idk what day it is but I don’t think he should be doing that’ energy. Allison and Diego have the most ‘I think I know what’s going on and I’ve chosen to do something about it’ energy. Five has the most ‘trying to defrost a whole chicken in the ten seconds it takes mom to walk up the driveway’ energy.

YESSS

Grenmont: I’m obligated to be here, I’m not obligated to stay awake.

If CC makes Conor and Kel enemies, Imma start a riot TT

+ "if Pekka Rollins kills us all I'm going to get Wylan's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so I can annoy your ghost" "I'll hire Mattias's ghost to kick your ghost's ass" "my ghost won't associate with your ghost"

underrated Iconic™ six of crows/crooked kingdom moments

inej simultaneously choking tante heleen and stealing her priceless diamonds like a bamf

kaz’s ‘embarrassed teenage boy’ act in front of smeets (i was laughign so hard)

“pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to burn your kruge”

that time kaz and wylan chemically burned a hole in the ceiling and dropped into the middle of van eck’s dinner party

matthias grumbling “i. should. let. you. die.” while trying to restart kaz’s heart; nina giving kaz mouth-to-mouth resuscitation 

kaz staying conscious even though a prison guard shoved his bare fingers in his mouth (!!!)

Wyvil

inej breaking van eck’s nose SHE DID THAT

JESPER’S SHOT @ KUWEI!! MY HEART WAS IN MY THROAT WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS 

kaz complaining nonstop bc alys van eck Wont ShuT UP

nina f-bombing @ matthias

child kaz f-bombing @ the man who wont let him see mr. hertzoon

“you’re too broke to buy waffles” 

llewelyn

KAZ’S IDIOTIC SMILE WHEN HE SEES INEJ JESPER AND WYLAN THUNDERING FROM THE ICE COURT IN A TANK DRAGGING THE ‘STRYMAKT FJERDAN’ BANNER HONESTLY DOES IT GET ANY BETTER

nina’s pregnant woman charade 

“i will turn your teeth inside out” “that’s physically impossible”

WYLAN’S DRUNK FJERDAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

wylan “im not a thief” van eck: offended @ “you think like a lockpick”; one (1) book later wylan has a scheming face and a “very passable imitation of kaz’s glare”

“if you ever cared about me at all, don’t follow.” Kaz Why Are You Like This Kaz

damage

Oh no we need our baby

I hope mina doesn't go to faerie, though, because for all we know she could come out as a grown-ass teenager

I've been curious about the Mortal Instruments' characters' heights, so I did some "research" and calculations and this is the result. Posting this for your fanfiction purposes or whatever.

Magnus- 187cm/6'1" Alec- 183cm/6' Jace- 180cm/5'11" (well he's shorter than I imagined) Simon- 178cm/5'10" Izzy- 175cm/5'9" (wow I'm jealous) Raphael- 158cm/5'2" (aww he's so small and lol I'm 158cm too) Clary- 157cm/5'2" (lol at least I'm taller than her)