Basing My Love Life Off Of Secretary (2002) And Hisoillu Explicit Fan Fiction (I’m Abnormally Into

Hello I would like to be kissed on my stupid lips please

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

Punk 100% works too

I desperately want a goth gf and I think it’s getting to the point of being worrisome

Ghibli Creatures as Troubled Bird Quotes

bonus: 

Why does Tim Burton keep shipping his wife and Johnny Depp together

*jingles my little jester shoes*

day 212 | *cue laugh track* [id in alt]

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i see that being sexually attractive is a big thing for anorexics, and as a raving lesbian i can confirm that you're desirable no matter your body type/weight. healthy is beautiful.

yes i am the irl "ahaha don't kill yourslef you're so thick" meme