This Is Embarrassing

software engineer boyloser husband and bioweapon scientist girlboss wife

what the fuck is dracula daily i reread dracula every year and i don’t remember any of this shit happening

“Hobie, you’re not helping.”

“Good.”

decided to redraw that one core four wfa panel - they definitely didn't look gay enough there

Legosi's Herbivore Fetish

That's the only thing Jack and the 701 Canines can come up with when they realize exactly how much time Legosi spends with herbivores.

"I thought it he was dating that girl Haru."

"No way, have you seen him around that weird deer dude?"

"What about him and the dude Pina?"

"I think he used to have a crush on Els..."

Not helping the fact is Legosi is constantly inviting his friends over to his dorm when there not around. It's not far fetched (for them at least) to assume he's sleeping with them. Meanwhile Legosi is completely clueless on why his friends are acting so weird around him now.

claire is so me

My legs hurt so bad all the time that sometimes I can’t leave my bed but no one believes me because some x-rays came back negative (regardless of the fact that most treatable diseases occurring in legs cannot be identified by an x-ray) and now my mother thinks I’m lying every time I say I’m in pain or sick because this is evidence that I “milk off her” lmao

give tim his skateboard back

It doesn’t matter how byler goes down in season 5 bc either way I’m not going to survive it. Mike and Will sitting on the swingest where they met holding hands and saying crazy together? Throwing myself off a cliff. Mike dying in Will’s arms and finally shooting his shot while Will asks him WHY he waited till it was too late? Throwing myself off a cliff. Them screaming at each other till they’re both reduced to tears and Mike finally gives in and kisses Will? OFF A CLIFF.

smth to cheer me up aahh and happy new years btw!!! thank you for your support and love as always :3