Reblog If You Want To Take Back The Holy Land Or You Really Like Dogs

I have tears.

IT TOOK SO LONG TO FIND BUT HERE IT IS. PLEASE WATCH THIS, IT IS TEAR-INDUCINGLY BEAUTIFUL. 

for every note this gets I won’t self harm for a day. if you reblog this i’ll put your URL into a jar and each time i feel like harming myself, i’ll pull out a name & dm that user “thank you for caring.”

I’ve stolen this from someone else but the point still gets across. I’ll do this. Let’s see if I get any notes on this *finger guns*

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Jordan Connor’s thighs.

Reblog if you agree.

Ya know.

I'm really out here, loving my friends.

Even the short jokes.

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So if a porn bot reblogs and puts a link to your selfies you can do this

SO IF A PORN BOT PUTS A LINK TO A PORN SITE/VIRUS YOU CAN FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO HAVE IT REMOVED. ALSO IF ANY REMOVES THE ORIGINAL CAPTION OF YOUR POST TO BOOST THEIR BLOG YOU CAN REPORT THEM (AND GET THEM REMOVED) TOO.

YOU CAN ALSO FILE A DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) AGAINST THEM TOO. http://tumblr.com/dmca 

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Good luck figuring out exactly which one I’m reblogging this for

w h y ?

🎄Merry Thiccmas Y’all🍑🎄

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox