I’ve stolen this from someone else but the point still gets across. I’ll do this. Let’s see if I get any notes on this *finger guns*
He watches over the LGBT alliance meeting. Our eternal protector.
9 million people fucking love dogs
REBLOG IF YOU AGREE
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
Come get this dick-fil-a