Been Thinking A Lot About How There Are So Many Parallels Between Castlevania And Epic The Musical Lately.

Yall ever feel like you need a therapist, a hug from one very specific person, to be fucked within an inch of your sanity, and maybe a lobotomy or are you normal?

Because of this gracing my feed, I give you A Castlevania/Monster High Crack AU + Headcanons!

Draculaura & Alucard being siblings!

Older sister, Little brother dynamic.

Half-siblings with an age gap(Idk how many years apart they'd be).

Lisa is Draculaura's stepmother, and she adores her. They're best friends, and Draculaura absolutely dotes on her baby brother.

When they were little and Alucard was learning to control his shape-shifting powers, Draculaura let him chase her around the castle in his wolf form.

Alucard calls her "Laura" or "Sora", which means "sister" in Romanian. Likewise, Draculaura always calls Alucard by his given name, Adrian. Or "Frate", meaning brother in Romanian.

Alucard teases his sister RELENTLESSLY about her height and her fear of blood, but if anyone else does, he's quick to defend her("I'm the only one allowed to tease my sibling" -core).

Alucard helped Draculaura dye the pink stripes into her hair, and goes with her to get her piercings done(She always tries and fails to talk him into trying one or the other).

They LOVE to shit-talk together.

Alucard once let Draculaura paint his nails black. He loved it.

children of dracula

Absolutely NO ONE can tell me these wouldn't be Jack and Elsa's wedding rings.

(Picture Credit: aquamarisejewelry on IG)

I cannot express how badly I need someone to draw, animate, edit, or cosplay Dracula and Lisa seeing each other again in Hell after Alucard kills him, with Would You Fall In Love With Me Again? from EPIC.

You cannot tell me it doesn't match them perfectly.