King Shit

"𝑶𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅, 𝒄𝒖𝒛 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖..."

— 𝐣𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝

— 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞

please no…

What happens when voltron realises a new trailer for s8

Voltron:*releases new trailer*

Fandom:* instantly starts breaking down the trailer studying every second of it*

Gay lance shippers: LaNcE iS aLoNe WiTh AlLuRa We MuSt GeT rId Of PrInCeSs REEEEEEEEEEE

Allurance shippers: *sobbing on the floor* IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING OMMGGGGGG

Klance: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY EVERYONE GET IT AWAY FRON LANCE SHE'S WITU LANFE THAT'S NOT OOOKKKKKKKK

Whole fandom:*sees Keith in the one scene* OUR GOD IS A BEAUTIFUL EMO BOI LOOK AT HIM *cries*

Shiro shippers: WHERE TF IS MY SPACE DAD *sees him in the trailer* *starts sobbing* HE'S SO BEAUTFUL LOOK AT HIM BEING A GOOD SPACE DAD

Voltron: .... what the FUCK... what have we created... it was like a 30 second trailer..... and you all... just..... what.. have i done.......

Fandom: *slowly backs away into dark corner hissing and sobbing taking the characters with them while some rock back and forth slowly replaying the trailer like a damn war flash back while some are already getting fan art made and fan fictions*

Voltron: someone delete it... DELETE IT NOW IT'S CORRUPTING THEM!!!! TAKE IT AWAY ALL OF IT AND RUN

Chuuya: Oh, God, not Dazai.

Higuchi: You know Dazai Osamu?

Chuuya: Let’s just say we’ve crossed paths.

Akutagawa: Right. Was that before or after you slept with him?

THE MAN BUN HELP HOLY FUCK AJSOAKDOWNNFORKWK

Ohhh how I hope we get mint yoongi and jimin back this come back, I don't think I'll survive if we do shit

Less than two weeks before we all lose our collective shit

Dazai and chuuya are the couple that you can tell when they’re going through a rough patch cos the punishment each time is for one of them to deny each other sex. every so often dazai will walk into the ADA and oddly not want to shitstir kunikida and Everybody Knows

Chuuya doesn’t really give a fuck, but dazai gets it real bad when he’s chuuya-deprived. Chuuya knows this. Dazai is the one who causes most of the problems. If he’s too much of a shit, chuuya will give dazai the silent treatment until dazai falls apart and apologises

Legend

method acting at it’s finest 

(200704) god’s menu : hyunjin.