DUDE THIS IS SO CUTE??

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Y’all better hear me out on Coach Dan…

MY BABIESSSSS WAHHHHHHHHHH…

That’s it I’m gonna make another oc that’s basically the older sister of the group donttt careeeee!!!!!

Eltingville Club as Babies/Young toddlers

Bill

Very talkative

babbled a lot

He screamed a lot at night

Got beat into being quiet by his father

Ate all his baby food unless there was sweet potato involved

Still hates sweet potato

Huge Gerber puffs fan, always offered them to his mom when he ate them

Very clingy in the way where he immediately screamed and cried if he wasn’t being held, allowed other people to hold him though

He had a bunch of noisy toys that his relatives gave him

His mom threw them all out the next day

Started walking and crawling at a very young age

Fell down the basement stairs because his parents didn’t realize he could crawl yet and left the door open

Made a couple of friends at preschool, but he would try hitting them if they didn’t give him what he wanted

He couldn’t pronounce William so he called himself Liliam, his mom just gave him Bill instead

Josh

Fat ass baby

He didn’t fuss much during the day but cried an absolute storm at night

He didn’t start speaking until he was almost two

Just babbled

He was born with a full head of curls and they never fell out

His mom would always play with his hair as a way to soothe him (lowkey still works)

He ate everything he was given as long as it was cold, hated hot foods as a baby

He was pretty indifferent to his family members and strangers, but lord forbid you leave him at daycare

Somehow it was the worst place in the world for him

His grandma would always pinch his cheeks when she saw him

He always cried

She still does this

He still complains

Very heavy baby, 96 percentile baby

His dad was the one carrying him most of the time cause he was so damn big

Big fan of rubber duckie in the bath

He had a whole collection (and so the collecting begins)

Pete

Freaky baby

He didn’t really cry he just screamed

His parents absolutely dreaded going places with him in case he started screaming

Wouldn’t get spooked by things, would just laugh

Found it especially hilarious when people fell down

Hrs began his teething early and boy did he bite

Not a single surface was safe from his gums

No matter how many pacifiers his parents bought he went straight through them

He was a social baby, he wanted to interact with everyone at all times

Strangers would get screamed at if they didn’t notice him babbling at them

His family kept forgetting to speak to him in English so he learned Italian first instead of his first language being Italian and English (he absolutely flexes the fact that he had to learn English after Italian) (We don’t care freak)

Family would always give him the same two baby foods (turkey and gravy, peas and ham)

He hates turkey, peas, and ham still

His parents switched to pasta as soon as he could eat solids, meal time suddenly was much more peaceful (hmm I wonder why)

He walked very early on and only did so to bite people or throw things more accurately

His parents knew he’d be weird from the get-go

Jerry

He didn’t talk until he was 5 years old

He didn’t cry or scream much, just silent fits of tears and the occasional whine or whimper during them

He was very clingy, except he didn’t want anybody but his parents holding him

Nap time was very hard

Anxious baby, he refused to go to sleep and would cry everytime he began drifting to sleep

His mom made all of his baby food and refused to use baby formula, didn’t want to poison him

He liked sucking on cantaloupe and watermelon

He preferred to play by himself, and would start hitting your hands if you touched his toys

He was entranced by Christmas lights, so walking around the neighborhood during December was a huge thing for him

Walked at a normal age, always had a crying fit when he fell down

A very sensitive baby in general, but his relatives didn’t care because they couldn’t hear his crying anyways (they continued to do things that he didn’t like despite him crying over it)

Jerry was called Jer Bear by his family, then it became Bear because he couldn’t pronounce his ‘Rs’ and ‘Js’ for a while

His family still calls him Bear, leading people to think that his name is Barry or something ‘B’ related

Very mean to the other kids at the park despite not talking, absolute menace

End post.

Sorry I haven’t posted anything chat, currently I have to do a lot of schoolwork sigh….💔💔

Pete my beautiful princess with a disorder🫶🫶

He so dumb.

I hate them so much…………

….sigh 💔

First day at work: YAYYYYYYY!!!!

Closing shift:

GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEE‼️‼️‼️

Art dump for Vierla 🫶

The oc for the third picture is one of my moots on instagram, she’s rlly cool :33

https://www.instagram.com/lxna.chxn?igsh=MWx2M2Nxd2Y0NHNveA==

Rant about Epilogue Vierla and Bill:

Whenever I see these two they just bring out something in me like when I see the clearly in love interests in shows but then they never get together. They give the peak definition of ‘Forbidden Love' no matter how many times they try to make it work it won’t ever happen, the love they have for each other is forbidden, they can’t touch, they can’t stare at each other for too long, they can’t do anything, the glimpse of love they have for each other is symbolic towards the other. Even if they try to get together, it wouldn’t work, it’s like trying to jam in a puzzle piece you know would fit but just can’t mesh well with each other. It’s heartbreaking for them, to know that they won’t ever be together, to know how the other one is feeling. Bill wouldn’t think like this, but he does, and thought about her for YEARS on end. The thought of them lingers in his mind, and so does she. How could they be so distant yet be so close?

I hate them so much chat.

bill dickey is the 3D rendered stock image snail with glasses to me