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One time I was really hungry so I decided to microwave a corndog as a little treat but for some reason I wanted the meal to be fancy. So instead of using the normal microwave safe plates I got my moms fine china which had like this metallic etching in it and delicately place my corndog on it with a ring of ketchup like a garnish. So I put it in on high to cook fast and of course the etchings start sparkling and lighting the fuck up and I panic so I just unplug the microwave and just stare at my corndog through the door before deducing that I just had it too high. So I plug it back in turn it in low and of course it happens again but slower. Then my sister runs up and takes it out before calling me stupid and makes me a corndog on a regular plate and the whole time I’m just thinking corndogs are somehow metallic and thus can’t be mincrowaved. It took me years to try again
Anyways, I think this is very Spamton core.
rouxls and susie kins please interact im beggin Like i dont care if were canonmates i just think yall are awesome and i miss mine and maybe ill find them! Who knowwwwwwwwwws!!
the fuck happened to fnafverse /neg-
Want to try something new? Try Maladaptive Daydreaming!!!
It’s the best way to spend your time when you’re alone with your own thoughts!
It has a lot of amazing benefits, including!:
Wasting between a quarter and a half of your day daydreaming instead of doing useful stuff!
Pacing around your room like a caged animal until you feel dizzy and your legs hurt!
Jumping, running or doing sudden movements in the most intense moments that can lead to you accidentally hurting yourself in the furniture from running straight into it!
Making the same faces as the characters to visualize them better in your head!
Daydreaming in public, including the weird movements and faces, and hoping nobody saw you!
Making yourself happy, sad, angry or panicked just by daydreaming something as vividly as possible!
Dropping whatever you were doing just to daydream! Washing yourself? Doing your homework? Paying attention in class? Drawing? No!! Your daydream is more important!!
Imagining yourself as the-nobody-who-turned-into-a-hero-and-is-admired-by-everyone because no one cares about you irl!
Having multiple storylines with the same characters and alternating between them while you try to find the best one to keep!
Stopping the fictional daydream you’ve worked for almost half of your life just because a furry anime that came out recently has almost the same plot as your daydreams, and feeling like you’re stealing their idea!
Switching your daydreams from a fictional world with fictional characters to using real life people!
Daydreaming about situations that have a close to zero chance of happening, and obsessing over them happening!
And if they can happen irl, daydreaming about them until you actually do them!!
Daydreaming about people you’ll never meet, and I don’t mean only celebrities!
Obsessively daydreaming about said people as a coping mechanism that you’ll never meet them in real life!!
Slightly altering your daydream after you find something new about those people, which conflicts with the current storyline!
Having dramatic daydreams about what someone might say and what you’ll answer and how you’ll feel, only to get an underwhelming answer irl!
Imagining THE worst scenario if something bad happens to someone and you know about it only vaguely, and seeing it so clearly in your head that you panic because you don’t know what’s actually happening to them irl!
Taking the “thinking about what you could’ve said in an argument” to the next level and preparing yourself in case one happens based on vague hints that it might happen!
Daydreaming so much about an idea and for a longer period of time, “waking up” and being sad that the daydream wasn’t real even though you knew it wasn’t real from the get-go!
And this is only my experience! Yours could be completely different! Maybe even better than mine!!
Experts recommend starting it as early as possible, preferably in kindergarten!! So you can daydream for as long as this short life allows you!!
Soon enough you won’t want to live in this boring “real” life anymore!
ive realized this is no longer /p so like You <3 Dylan/ERYXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX <3 Pookie bear <3 <3 ILYYYYYYYY <3 /r
you <3 You know who you are >;] Dylan <3 >;]
/p
current kinshift thingys i have and what they are bc i can: felix (aaf): 🎣🐟🥾 Rasazy (fnf mod):☄📚💘 Shrignold(dhmis): 💌💞🦋 shadow bonnie(Mc fnafverse):🐇🖤🌑 Starlight (Wtdw): 🎭⭐ BEN Drowned(creepypasta): 🫧🕹🌊
why am i getting teased for this Istg these kids will find anything to make fun of me for :| /nav /neg
I was already planning on dressing up for valentines day monday but then there was a competition so then i like yk had to do it and put my best effort in I won and got a box of chocolate 💃🕺
my back needs to crunch rn
i need to stop spamming this account i forget this account exists for a week then spam it rinse wash repeat
that is not the saying is it /rh
rinse wash spin cycle rollercoaster dry repeat
thats my life this is official Ace canon
I was already planning on dressing up for valentines day monday but then there was a competition so then i like yk had to do it and put my best effort in I won and got a box of chocolate 💃🕺
I have rehyperfixated on creepypasta I kin Ben drowned and toby :| I made 8 pages Bro idc if its the fanon but i wanna live in a mansion with those fucks
quick psa(s) to the mc fnafverse fandom
tbh this could go out to any fandom but yeah- Synpath: Character you relate to Fictionkin/kin: Character you are (on a non physical level) I am a mcfnafverse!shadow bonnie (and others) fictionkin I do not relate to them I was them in a past life I have memories and remember being there Ive been seeing a lot of people using the wrong terms please try and use the correct terms. If u need more info do ur own research /nbr Also another smaller psa: Dear mc fnafverse fandom Stop infantilizing characters <3 thanks
/nbr
had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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Yeah im nonbinary. But then theres a second part of my gender running back and forth in a room and one side is labled man and the other female and that part of my gender is just runing back and forth and sometimes stops to catch a breathe but then just runs all over the place again- The nb part is just standing in the middle of the room and watching like 'wtf'
homo?
yes. affirmative. true. absolulty. duh. mhm. ofc. yes. yas. indeed. indubitably. yep. totally. definitely. yeah. yuh. 100%. yea. yup. by-all-means. oh yes! precisely.
a true banger
i literally fear that anything i do is gonna be put on the internet-
It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
explain this
there is some really awful, hateful homophobic spam going around targeting LGBT folks. the message has some very triggering words, so please be careful if you receive something like this in your inbox! mine came thru my primary before i marked & reported as spam!
By popular demand, I need answers
HLEP I FORGOT TO CHECK TUMBLR AND NOW I HAVE 10 SEXY GIRL BOTS FOLLOWING ME OHAEGOHOGHE HELP BINJDGIHUAG
at this point my blog is turning into a girl bot report blog
THE GIRL BOTS ARE BECOMING BRITISH ITS POINTLESS TO PUSH BACK NOW WE'RE DONE FOR