Me When My Players Are Trying To Guess The Answer To A Puzzle

no point trying this year they won

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

This is graphic but VERY important. I’m MF TIED of pro lifers who cannot see further than the end of their nose

Harry: there is no way malfoy likes me, hes my sworn enemy.

Hermione: yes he does

Ron: yes he does

Pansy: yes he does

Draco: i would like to confirm those statements

Harry Potter Sapphic Fanfic Recs

i finally finished this recs list!! (well, i’ll keep adding fics as i read more, but it’s completed enough that i feel comfortable sharing) there’s 70+ fics on it!

almost all the ships featured are in the tags

(+ pls reblog if you like so more ppl see this <3)

Art by ROCKYS || Daily Cat Cartoon

"Faggot"

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.

If atyd not canon why does it make more sense than the entire hp saga?

marauders as things my friends have said... pt. 1

Sirius: What are you guys caution hobbies?

Lily: Our what?

Sirius: You know like bad things we always do, like James messing up his hair.

James: I do not-

Remus: Habits, he means your habits.

that they do!!

I wish the world would understand..