two bros chilling in a hot tub becomes unpredictable if one of the people its being used on has feelings for you
a list of memes that i think would be spells in the carry on universe:
road work ahead? - for sealing potholes or cracks in the road, or when there is difficult terrain ahead of you, it clears a decently walkable path
then perish - basically avada kedavra
two bros chilling in a hot tub - when someone is too close for your liking, it immediately pushes them so they’re five feet away from you. depending on how much magic you put into the spell, it can remove one person you don’t like, or it can move everyone that is within 5 feet of you. this can take significantly more power though depending on how many people are near you
everything changed when the fire nation attacked - it lights a fire!
this bitch empty - send an object hurtling away from you in the direction you’re facing. how far the object goes depends entirely on how loudly and forcefully you yell yeet
it’s free real estate - clears an area of obstructions, kinda similar to the two bros spell, except it doesn’t centre around you
johnny johnny yes papa? - i’m not sure what this one would do, but it’s canon that nursery rhymes tend to make very powerful spells! maybe it could be a truth compulsion spell? which would be very useful, but the thought of a very serious lawyer singing this spell in court is SENDING ME
anyways feel free to add more
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i got the library with lily, so cute!
pick a color and get a marauders playlist (i spend way too much time making these lmaoo)
red
orange
green
blue
purple
pink // pink
black
The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.
Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.
i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now
i thought one of the perks of reverting back to my one direction phase was going to be that i didnt insert my otps into every song
the only issue now is all i cant think about is the marauders standing on a table in the great hall serenading mcgonagall i-
Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.
If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.
A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.
There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.
There is no plan.
Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.
Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.
We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.
This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.
We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.
People are dying.
People are dying.
People are dying and there is no plan.
More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.
My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.
Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.
But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.
She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.
So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.
If you can, donate.
Or spread the word.
Help. Please.
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