i giggled so hard i launched into space and hit the moon, making a crater in it on impact. not to mention how my body started spinning vigorously and it now currently drilling into the moon and now i am 300 meters within the moon and counting.
But some can also be taken as platonic
✦ Huxley is a sleep talker. Freelancer is a sleep walker. Lasko gets absolutely NO sleep if they are (for some reason) sleeping in the same room. He’s either;
A) Too busy listening to Huxley ramble about god knows what.
B) Making sure Freelancers magic doesn’t randomly activate with a motion of their hand or a random tug in their threads that they aren’t able to control
C) Fearing for his life
✦ I’m just. Thinking about Dear and Damien cuddling. Damien’s face tucked into Dears chest as they play with his hair. He rants about anything and everything and they just listen. (Freelancer has pictures of this neither Dear or Damien know about it.)
✦ Freelancer has a widget for each of their partners because I said so. whether it’s their face or their hands, something that reminds Deviant of them. They’re THERE. OKAY?
✦ They have a swear jar. It will put Lasko in debt.
✦ Huxley adores the way he can just walk up to his partners and just kiss them. It bewilders him everytime. What do you mean they like him like that? What do you mean they love him like that?
About the last note; He loves kissing them BUT. He gets a little too rough sometimes and it definitely catches them off guard. He’s a big guy, no doubt. Walking up to someone and kissing them while directing their face to yours? Grabbing them by their jaw or neck?!? Yeahhhh. Gavin stays fed when that happens—DO NOOOT LIE
✦ Freelancer and Dear play gacha games together. I’m talking things like PJSK or even Genshin Impact, ZZZ, or CRK. They 100% tell their partners to press the button to pull/roll for the characters and find that Gavin seems to give them the best “luck”
i just imagine him taking a nice long sniff of the fresh bread 😭😭
- tried to talk to a seagull in the car park
- gets cold in the milk isle and starts comically shivering like fucking daffy duck
- picks up one of the fish at the fish stall thing and puts it in pocket because free will ig
- everyone gave him weird looks and he didnt understand why (poor baby)
- doesnt understand the concept of money and is bewildered by the self check-outs. "how do they know what you bought?? 😨"
- notices a kid in a trolley staring at him while doc is looking for something and he stares back just as hard
- asks doc sooo many questions like "why is there so many different foods?" "why do people need all of this?" "whats a sausage?"
- fucking loves the bread isle mm so warm
- he points at a random person and asks doc "whos that?" because he thinks, as a fellow human, they would know each other
- gets distracted and walks off by himself and doc panics trying to find him then he feels their worry and teleports right in front of them and scares the ever loving shit out of them and they obviously get mad cuz he can’t do that in public 😖
- stole multiple items and doc was too tired to care (also they make more than enough money, they‘ll be fine)
- at the self check-out an employee comes over cuz the machines always fucked and theyre visibly uncomfortable about hush‘s appearance and the smell of fish coming from his pocket
this is a piece of redacted history guys 🤭🤭
Yay I did it
Thanks for the inspo @mokozroach and @qhoaaaa sooooooooooooo ya
I used procreate for the colors and piscart for the text:))
Update guys: I can’t fucking spell and I called my dearest Milo sexist instead of the sexiest soooo
OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH 🤭😍😍🥰❤️❤️
GUUUUUUUUYYYSSS he’s done!!!!!
LOOK AT MY PRETTY MANSSSS💕💕💕✨💕💕💕💕
This bad boy has so much trauma and I love him
Sorry for any spelling mistakes and the shit hand writing I hope you enjoy his face after such a long wait
I will give him a proper character sheet one day I swear
IN HONOR OF THAT SCRUMPTIOUS NEW VIDEO I DREW ASSET 🤭🤭
clearer version under the cut 🤞
Casper getting ready to go to work knowing they're gonna have to drive Auron around while he gets sloppy toppy in the back seat from that rookie in legal (it's the third time that week)
james is a better man than me coz if that little rat was stood in my office after all the shit he pulled he wouldve left that room in a very small box
hi, i’m wuegh 😧🤯
(“wuh-hhck”, “way”, or “woog”)
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the slowest drawer in all of tumblr. i hardly even post. ever. if you’re reading this i miss yew 🥹
#wueghworks - my art (IM WORKING ON IT.)
#wueghtalks - yapping? idk man
this blog is SFW!! 🙏
currently this blog is just for me to be silly and whimsical so don’t think about it too much. okay? okay. ☝️🤓
(insert portfolio here)
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REALHEYAUHSUESADEUUEHEEE 🤭
his duality is crazy (i want him so bad restrain me i might do bad things if i see him)
i just need to let out a scream to the void bcs Bastard vs Zombies got a new episode, and the ending hurts my soul and i need therapy
take this random comic, based from the newest episode
Albus York my poor boi, my time travel shenanigan's fuck your timeline so much, i feel so bad while listening to the audio.
Way to show how time travel makes you less human by showing the consequences through the person who thought so little about him self, I CANNOT AUAGHAAHISASAHS
You see ur redacted listeners as women cause u’re straight . I see most of them as women cause im a FAG and love pretty girls
We are NOT the same