PLEASEEE I WANT THE CELEBRIMBANNER
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There was a song in church today that mentioned "three in one" and my silly little brain connected the dots.
So here's the thing: accepting Jesus as your lord and savior cleanses the soul, right?
The Trinity is "three in one".
By converting to Christianity and following Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit, you are essentially getting the best 3-in-1 soap you'll ever see because it CLEANSES (cleans? Whatever) your soul.
And, get this, most 3-in-1 soaps kinda suck; this one is the best one on the shelf.
And for good price too, ngl
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
Main characters of Galavant
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
Celebrimbor made a super tiny set of elf armor for his favorite forge mouse, equipped with a trademark Feanorian star on his lil' shield. Annatar is not impressed.
Inspired by this fic from the POV of the mouse: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59500966
Happy TROP!Day! Every Thursday I'm gonna post some TROP artwork! I was going to do a serious hardcore artwork, but I wanted to make this doodle about the mouse so bad, so I did this instead.
Yet another day of illustrating moments from my fic instead of editing the last two chapters and posting them like a normal person might do 😇✨
(this is a fun little sequence where Maglor is pouring his heart out into a lament to a tragedy in the general Fëanorian past, as he tends to, whilst the adolescent Estel, aka Elros II — the bane of Maedhros' re-embodied life, smells a business opportunity and starts selling overpriced tickets to local children)
One of the best gifs of all time