Animal Crossing Crossing Players Be Like “ewwww I Hate This Villager!!!!” And You Then You Look At

turns into this and never turns back

are you a mommy issues gay or a daddy issues gay

*clocks gun* I'm going to commit tax fraud

in the next animal crossing game timmy and tommy will be all grown up and working at femboy hooters

sorry i cant hang out tonight i’m busy developing agoraphobia :(

Cultural appropriation is straight girls tucking their shirts in

existence is a prison but i do not exist

instead of getting a personality i got a salt lamp

regular twizzlers suck ass but the pull n’ peel twizzlers also suck ass but it’s my ass they’re sucking

mom said it’s my turn to be evil