Lesbians Have Two Jokes It’s Either Uhaul Or I Thought You Were American

sometimes I want my insides to be wet

not in a sexy way but in a soup way

transmeds be like “i’m on the side of science and logic” and then do absolutely no fucking research

goblincore and cottagecore both like frogs but the difference is that in cottagecore you wanna give the frogs a gentle kiss

cloud ²

yo gamer we’re hanging out tomorrow right?

tubbo

is a platform where i can engage in niche discussions about queerness because it definitely isn’t here

the worst pain is your friends calling your outfit straight

you’re a h-heterosexual??? a,,,,,,, a Straight???? and you have a tumblr??????? are, are you sure you’re not confused???

my friends don’t think i’m funny but at least 13 people on tumblr do