Wtf I Wanna Be The Gay Cousin Not The Mentally Ill Cousin

instead of getting a personality i got a salt lamp

*does 10 pounds of cocaine*

omg guys i’m such a crackhead hahahaha u can’t bring me anywhere

*buys fursuit for revenge purposes*

Cultural appropriation is straight girls tucking their shirts in

can someone write a song about moth man called “the man, the moth, the legend”

babe no fuck not this one

babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf

there’s eyeballs in my head????

there should be a tone indicator for when you're manipulating someone

so distraught that there are people that look at me and think i’m straight

in the next animal crossing game timmy and tommy will be all grown up and working at femboy hooters