LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS. He Tries To Steal Her From A Display Window And Makes A Friend.

Had a long intense dream of making a sandwich in which most of it consisted of me buttering the warm bread

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Stapled my thumb today with a handheld stapler. And the only thing I see in the darkness is the polar bear Christmas window shadow. He is waiting.

Kylo ren is an archeologist

A bride without a head and a wolf without a foot

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

fuck labels my sexuality is just Dev Patel using his teeth to drive a knife into a mans throat

The fact that there’s no mannequin au fanfics out there makes me sick to my stomach. Does no one know how to have fun anymore 😔 a movie about a artist who falls in love with a muse that has inspired artists throughout centuries in a romcom where they are a mannequin brought back to life bc of the love they were given just for his gay friend to simply accept that this man talks to, dresses up, and has sex with said mannequin. Without knowing she’s alive with no comment. 🙄 ✋ they just don’t make movies with passion anymore