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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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Denki x Kisses

Summary: a list of different kisses with my favourite little lightning bolt.

Character/s: Denki

Fandom: BNHA/My Hero Academia

Form of Writing: Headcanon

A/N: I’m doing twelve different kisses for Deku and twelve others for Bakugo in the following days, so get ready for that.

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Good Morning Kiss

-You tapped Denki, one of his eyes fluttering open at the feeling and he sent a charming but sleepy, grin your way. You softly smiled back at him, pushing your lips against his tenderly before pulling back and running your fingers through his hair,

“Morning, Denki.”

Forehead Kiss

-“No, you have to stay in bed! You’re sick!” You pushed your boyfriend back down as he tried to sit up in his bed. He had come down with a cold over the weekend and he was slowly regretting running around in the rain with Kirishima at the end of the school week. Denki groaned but complied, pushing his head back into his pillow.

“I’ll be back with some food in a sec, my love,” you said, placing a kiss on his forehead before exiting the room.

Drunk/Sloppy Kiss (aged up)

-“No, Denki! You’ve had too much to drink, you’ve gotta sleep,” you stated as you stumbled into your apartment, Denki trying to pull your shirt up as you did.

“Please,” he pouted, pulling at your top once again.

“No, now come on,” you grasped his hand tightly as you turned, pulling him with you down the corridor towards your bedroom.

Before you could open the door to your bedroom, Denki had turned you around gripping your shoulders as he kissed you. His lips slightly missed yours, his lower lip landing on your chin and you giggled as you pushed him away gently.

Awkward Kiss

-The bottle spun and your heart skipped a beat as it landed on you. No, this isn’t happening. You can’t kiss him, not in front of everyone. Denki turned to you, a fiery blush staining his face and you rubbed the back of your neck before quickly leaning forward and pecking his lips as swiftly as possible before turning back and burying your head into your hands, causing Mina to giggle.

Angry Kiss

-“Stop it! I wasn’t flirting with him, Denki and you know it!”

“How do I? You looked pretty cozy with him.”

Denki’s rant continued, his voice raising with every passing accusation.

You pushed him, his back hitting the wall harshly as you captured his lips in yours, his hands coming up to grip your hips. You pulled away and pushed back from him, “you done?”

I Missed You Kiss

-“Denki!” You shrieked as you turned, noticing his presence in the living room. You hadn’t seen him for at least two months. You ran towards him, a wide smile on your face and you jumped into his arms, immediately kissing him with all the passion that had built up inside you during the previous weeks.

As you pulled back, you snuggled into his chest, whispering, “I missed you.”

I Almost Lost You Kiss

-You slammed open the door to his hospital room, a worried gasp leaving your mouth as you saw the state he was in, both legs and his left arm in casts, a bandage around his head and a swollen lip. You ran to his side, sitting down on the bed as you examined him closely.

“What did they do to you?”

“It’s okay, I’m fine.”

“It doesn’t matter, I could’ve…”

You looked down as you drew in a deep breath, your eyes stinging with tears as you looked up at him, “I could’ve lost you.”

You kissed him lightly, pulling back to hug him and push your head into his neck. His right arm coming up to wrap around you.

Giggly Kiss

-Denki laughed as you yelled at the video game, pegging the controller at the TV.

“Hey!” Denki yelled, his laughter overwhelming his senses and soon enough you were howling along with him.

He kissed you, your laughter stopped as you held him to you, both of you smiling into the kiss, causing your teeth to hit and you both were set off into giggles again.

First Kiss

-You looked at Denki as his eyes were focused on the book he unfortunately had to read. You bit your lip as you thought to yourself before taking the chance and grabbing his jaw, turning his head to yours and pushing your lips onto his. When you went to pull away, he held you there, his hands threaded through your hair.

Hiding/Hoping Not To Get Caught Kiss

-You and Denki had snuck out of the cafeteria, quickly finding an abandoned corridor, so you two could have some time alone together. You kissed him as soon as you were far enough away from other students and the teachers. You and Denki had been keeping your relationship secret, seeing as it was extremely new and you both were still getting used to each other.

His eagerly returned your kiss, holding your face in both of his hands as he stayed cautious as to not get caught. The second he heard footsteps, he pulled away from you, taking your arm and setting off down the corridor with you.

Before Bed Kiss

-“I’ve gotta go, Denki. Remember, you need to be in bed and I have a curfew,” you whined as he continuously pulled you back into him.

He groaned out in disappointment before  letting you go, “fine but I want a kiss,” he pouted.

You chuckled, leaning down to press your lips to his, ruffling his hair as you pulled back.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, Denki.”

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They lay in the pure intimacy of their bedroom after their lovemaking session. He has just asked her to travel with him to a country that she has always dreamt of visiting. She is a bit surprised by his sudden proposal. He has gone on business trips alone before. So, what has changed?

“I don’t even own a passport.” David groans as he raises to his feet. He faces Y/N from the end of the bed before bending down and reaching down for his phone. He begins tapping on his phone, clearly texting someone else.

“You don’t need to worry about that. I’ll fix that for you” David has enough connections to be able to get her a passport before they arrive back in the city. He is still pretty surprised that Y/N hasn’t had the opportunity to see the world. That single fact instantly makes the trip more important to him. He is going to be able to show her the world.

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