AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
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I’ve been working hard on writing so I have some things lined up to post the next few weeks and this is a list of some of the things I have been working on, including both original works and requests.
Requests
bad influence [sweet pea] - The reader is sent to the sisters of quiet mercy and sweet pea sets out to rescue her
jealousy [sweet pea] - jealous sweet pea, enough said
black hood [sweet pea] - you get injured when hunting for clues with Betty even though sweet pea warned you not to
nothing but sweet [sweet pea] - sweets and his s/o are the toughest serpents but in private they are complete fluff
hot head [sweet pea] - you are usually the one to calm down your hot headed boyfriend but this time it is the other way around
untrustworthy [sweet pea] - sweets doesn’t trust the younger serpents around you
Untitled [sweet pea] - Archie asks sweet pea to look after his sister while he is in jail
runaway [sweet pea & archie andrews] - you get into a fight with your boyfriend sweet pea and decide to chase yours and Archie’s childhood dream of running away together
it’s you [cheryl blossom] - the blossom’s try to set you up with their son but the person you really want to be with is their daughter
change of heart [harvey kinkle] - you are a witch sent to spy on Sabrina but rather you fall in love with harvey
breath [harvey kinkle] - harvey helps you after an asthma attack
bewitched [ambrose spellman] - you aren’t magical but you’ve put a spell on ambrose
rather me than you [ambrose spellman] - ambrose protects you from the council and pretends he was the one to commit the crimes
untitled [nicholas scratch] - a spell backfires on the reader and causes them to fall ill featuring an overprotective Nicholas
trust me [nicholas scratch] - you are jealous of the close bond nick and sabrina have
je t’aime [nicholas scratch] - nicholas and a french reader who is hopelessly in love with him
bullet [peter parker] - you get hurt when walking home one night
doubts [theseus scamander] - you keep pushing theseus away because of your own insecurities but he is determined to convince you that you are perfect
christmas with the scamanders [theseus scamander] - you and theseus spend christmas at Newt and Tina’s house
I thought I lost you [theseus scamander] - theseus loses you at Grindelwald’s rally
untitled [theseus scamander] - theseus works on a case with an auror from america
untitled [theseus scamander] - you get injured due to an accident at the ministry and your boss theseus is right by your side
Original
Soulmate [nicholas scratch] - Nicholas struggles with having a mortal soulmate
untitled [sweet pea] - Sweet Pea is roped into a bachelor auction for charity and forces you (his best friend) to buy a date with him
rivalry [theseus scamander] - Theseus and you are the seekers and captains of hogwarts quidditch teams that are locked in rivalry
untitled [theseus scamander] - theseus visits his brother newt at his home and instantly takes a liking to you, newts assistant but he thinks you like newt
untitled [theseus scamander] - out of fear you go over to grindelwald’s side during rally and all theseus can do it watch
untitled [newt scamander] - newt is worried about you meeting his brother because he thinks you will like him better, you are convinced newt is ashamed of you
all’s fair in love and war pt 2[ares!sweet pea] - ares has been banished to earth to live the rest of his days on earth as a human named sweet pea, he is determined to find aphrodite who has run away from olympus and is living as y/n
double double toil and trouble [sweet pea] - similar to the nicholas scratch imagine sweet pea discovers the new girl in town is a witch and his soulmate
this isn’t a complete list of requests so if you don’t see yours on there don’t worry, these are just the ones that I have been writing right now
Tell me which fic you want to see next and send in an ask if you want to be tagged in a fic
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