You Said That Patriots Are Sitcom, So I Come Up With Most Sitcom-ish Joke I Could, Thanks For Inspiration

"It tastes like iron." "What did you just do? Are you fucking lost your mind?!

Monsoon turn

As a child of a Gang member, you don't have much choice, but to join the Same Gang, even if it lead your father to tragic final.

As pretty much only kid in whole Gang, he didnt really had an one to talk to, but a much older, traumarized with petty gang wars men. Needless to say, that these men never even tried to soften or light up their stories taking with him, so from a very young age he begann to see his life as senseless and sealed.

As a teenager he was often sent on data collection missions, because as a thin and yet not very tall boy he was more successful on this type of missions, than any others.

His careless yet thoughtfull stale of battle gave him lots of scars and a questionable reputation. Didnt help, that closer to his adolsense he became pretty closed and cold.

Unlike most of his colleagues, he didnt saw any fun in battles and torture. And with every passing day everything was becoming more and more dull.

He didnt saw any sense in changing sides or companies, so he gained himself a Rang in the Gang he was working his whole life with. Later this Gang will be bought by World Marshall Conglomerate, that will Provider money on his new body. And with cybernatic body he will find some Joy in doing his job.

Normal! AU, where John is still a Bad father, so Ocelot and Miller are litterally divorced and with Kids. (Eva is somwhere here too, but too busy with being a biker milf to raise her children)

Ocelot went to sleep. Alone. And He woke up being hugged from every side. Not that he's against it.

Who would win in a fight - legendary soldier or bunch of Kids? I bet on kids

Just two old People gossiping in a church, nothing to Look at

Featuring my inability to draw backgrounds

Smoke Break

I like to think that both Ocelot and Kaz so used to light other people's smokes first, they do it unconsciously

My favourite WoD - Sundowner is here, with my little headcanons of what his life was before cybernization.

i think he was type of quiet, reading kid, yet didn't have anything particular as his interest. And He was like this his whole youth. Apathic, always bored, yet performing his duties.

After school He didn't have a choise, but to join army, where he firstly tasted a battlefield and, well, Got his adoration for violence.

After returning from battle he tried to settle down in his hometown and even Got a nice girlfriend, but this just never felt right. He was thriving more battle, because he is a man in a metal gear universe.

And he joined a little pmc. Taking jobs, commiting war crimes, making new contacts and climbing up that career ladder felt so much more comfortable, that he just never stoped and never wanted to.

For some time he even was an head manager of pmc he was in, and most of the non-paper work was in recruiting new soldiers. And following in the footsteps of Big Boss, he considered, that Child soldiers were the best recruits. He was later kicked out of that pmc.

He was only of the winds, that made the decision on a new body voluntarily. He started to feel weak as the age was taking over and his employer was right there to offer him a new body.

My favourite polycule <3

Happy Birthday, lying asshole