If I Post My Face On Here (for A Meme) You Guys Gotta Pinkie Promise Me You Won’t Laugh :(

i declare today a national emergency holiday because presidents day is not being celebrated with joy

today is now national hug your blorbo day. draw, write, think about, talk about, etc. hugging your blorbo is important for the mental health. feel free to add your blorbo hugging to this post :)

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

this might be a dumb question but how old were you before you could reach the light switches

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

i’m sorry for any of the interactions anyone has had with me in the last like twenty minutes i’m so sleep deprived i’m delusional

on the verge like actually

Give Kate Soup

#b7859e | #ffaead | #fd7f68 | #ccc1cf | #873740

this isn’t about anyone on here my older brother is just a disgusting fucking freak. a grown ass man acting the way he does? makes me fucking sick. i gotta move out

you ever been so fucking angry that your face gets hot