What If Mommy Teaches You How To Ride A Nice Big Strap, Angel? Makes You Sit On Her Lap, Squeezing Your

no because why does stretching feel like an orgasm sometimes

just stretched my arms over my head and arched my back and involuntarily moaned. am i a whore for this

instant gender euphoria manifest

happy tuesday~

need a romantic relationship where im a wolf. need to be treated as a creature

can i sit behind you and just absolutely CHOMP my teeth into your shoulder muscle while i furiously jack you off

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

upsides to being a dragon

everyones afraid of you

you can eat your enemies

youre fucking fly as hell

also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad

breathing stuff that kills people

etc.

downsides to being a dragon

.

I have very specific needs okay?

no one's doing somnophillia anymore

because of woke

monsters with aphrodisiac saliva are so cool. sure you're begging and thrashing around as that creature tries to eat your ass but in three minutes you're gonna whimper when it decides you're spread open enough and pulls its tongue out because of how empty it's gonna make you feel