Wait, So You *do* Have The Back Of Your Head?

Can't rightly see our "Inbox" either. Ack! Ain't got a clue what's goin' on. We'll sort it out in a jiffy, promise!

Huh, looks like our wires've gotten a li'l' jammed! Things ain't workin' like they're supposed to on this "Site." Apologies for the inconvenience! We'll try and sort it out.

WHO ARE YOU like genuinely we're mutuals butnI have NO IDEA who you are or WHAT this blog is about. I think you are VERY WONDERFUL but I also DO NOT KNOW who or what you are!!!

See for yourself, pal!

hey william! thanks for the follow; its nice to make your acquaintance! fun fact, you share a name with my brother :3 !!

Thanks for stoppin’ by to say “Hello!” William’s a swell name, ain’t it?

I have no idea what is going on here but I think I might be in love Followed for the politeness of following back, stayed for the insanity -Bill

Thanks, Bill! Nice to make your acquaintance! Glad ya get a kick outta our antics!

hi bill. ho pe we are n't insan e but g lad it's d oing so me g ood if we ar e haha. cat ch ya o n the flips ide

HIHIHIIII WELCOME BACKK!!!!!!11!!!!!1111!!!!11!

Hello! Swell to see ya! Thanks for the welcome!

How are you adjusting to the new setting?

Took me a second to get used to all of this newfangled business -- @fortunateisle showed me 'round ages ago, but now I daresay I've got a better handle on it than her!

im adjusting. havent been around this many people since the citizen's band went all quiet, to be honest. takes a little getting used to. will told me what these,um, likes are supposed to be doing and it's kind of scary. i've never wanted to know how much people like every single thing i say. makes me understand why tati's the way she is a little more, maybe. don't know how you all endure it.

How do I play this choose your own adventure game it sounds fun!

I've found it! Thanks for tellin' me 'bout it, pals!

I heard you will be heading out to see Henry!! I hope you have a nice time and stay safe!! :D

Wow! This is incredible -- thank you, pal! Hopefully he'll have a li'l' flower for me -- ain't that sweet. We ain't boyfriends quite yet, but I've got some designs on the fella...

Mentioned this to your pal, but I'll be waiting for your go-ahead in regards to all that safety! And while I'm gone, my things might stop workin' the way they usually do...so if there's anything you (or anyone you know) might wanna take one last look at, seize the chance!

Stop hurting people.

Ain't hurtin' nobody at the moment!

hi william. can you fix cars perchance? do you have any engineering experience? asking for a friend, thank you.

I can verifiably not! I have never driven a car. I'm more of a useless artist sort. I wager Henry can help, though!