They Essentially Consider You To Be The Type Of Homely Bakery That Sells The Bread They Love

no i like my men pathetic and desperate for salvation with a wet paper bag of a physique. gimme lots of smoochies and nerd facts about lizards yayy<3

Life is actually simple.

Men are attracted to feminine women. Women are attracted to masculine men.

It’s really that simple.

130. The name's Zeppoli. Pizza Zeppoli.

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

@dosa-sambhar blaming oppressed people SC/ST/OBC is easier than blaming the government. you can kill oppressed people, but you can't kill the government.

repeat after me: caste reservations are not the problem, the lack of government colleges and seats is.

love thy neighbor. have ravenous gay sex with him. what was i saying

You can only reblog this today.

physics derivations

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

*adds some yummy treats into the box to make your kidnapping experience gourmet*

[ holding a box ]

get in the box there's cool stuff

AIGHT! *gets in box* Oh DEAR! ITS DARK AND SAD IN HERE! THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS!

crazy how people will go out of their way to make existence hell for anyone who don't fit their definition of 'correct' people. we could be crotcheting rn. we could be kissing if you weren't such a bitch. have you thought of that