Now, I Know You Need To Know How To Use This. It's Very Simple.
now, i know you need to know how to use this. it's very simple.
woman: *expresses interest in a male, a certain type of food, or activity*
you: are straight girls okay???
alternatively-
woman:* partakes in an activity or a tradition that poses a threat to no one, and harms nobody's feelings*
you: lmaoo white women are so basic
And there you go! now you can actively be mean and demeaning towards women, because hey, they're white and straight! you said so! everybody will love you too, because you're fighting the oppressor, right? Yay!
hey y'all! no you must be thinking, tumblr isn't any place for misogyny! we'd detect it immediately! but not to worry, my friends. there is always a little space everywhere for a little bit of woman-hating. You can spread hate against women as long as you say 'white', 'straight', or better, 'white and straight'. Shove those two words in and BAM!! instant hit. You're so liberal now! no one will ever detect any misogyny!
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