A Gif Can Turn An Interaction So Infinitely Homoerotic

i'm sorry but i hate burgers. they are the size of my little face and i'm supposed to what?? unhinge my jaw and deepthroat it??? icky

no i like my men pathetic and desperate for salvation with a wet paper bag of a physique. gimme lots of smoochies and nerd facts about lizards yayy<3

Life is actually simple.

Men are attracted to feminine women. Women are attracted to masculine men.

It’s really that simple.

A mini gumball machine.

ao3 is like the evolved pokemon version of wattpad

Tiles.

why can i no longer see the number of people who disliked the youtube video i need to round up the fellow haters and sound the rallying cry

the name aubergine is much too good a name for such a vile, foul, debauched vegetable

when i was in the sixth grade i discovered nietzche and honestly that's where it all went wrong

too relatable, had to share . x

warty toad appreciation post. i love warty toad.