Scary Percy This, Scary Will That (don’t Get Me Wrong, I Love Scary Will)… Y’know What I’ve Yet

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

One crucial thing to know about me is that about 70% of my headcanons are either chosen or conceived solely on the basis of “Wait that’s fucking hilarious, that’s canon to me now.”

Grandpa’s Gonna Sue the Pants Off of Santa

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

It has now been 86 years to the day since Bianca and Nico entered the Lotus Hotel in the TLT musical

Have a celebratory meme!

Best of luck, madlad

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

Can’t stop picturing Lester doing CPR while yelling-singing Stayin’ Alive

Not in an angsty way, just in a stupid funny way

Like he’s just sitting there doing this while the Arrow of Dodona is in his ears going “THOU HAST MISTIMED THE BEAT OF THY SONG! SHALL I AWAKEN THE SPOTIFY FOR THEE?”

Meg’s just in the background dancing, then Lester’s voice cracks and she falls over laughing

Kayla walks in dragging Will with her

Will takes one look and goes “Dad, he literally doesn’t need CPR, you’re just gonna break his ribs for no reason”

He stops.

They never speak of it again.

Ah, fridge horror my beloved

the best fanfic is born of some weirdo thinking far too hard about the source material

Consider: Apollo kids who can stop injuries from healing. Blood won’t clot, skin /bones won’t mend, even nectar only works for a brief moment. Fighting them’s pretty tough if they can make you bleed out from a papercut.

Consider: Apollo kids being able to unheal people. Like, they can touch someone and just, reverse the healing of wounds, like causing scars to revert back to fresh open wounds, or making someone’s bone unmend until it’s broken again

How could you do this, that was nearly banished from my brain

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012