Whenagirlneedsturnons - When A Girl Needs Turn Ons

I took my pill, got into my nightgown, and laid down in bed. I laid on my stomach and stroked my clit, moaning into my pillow, sleep drawing nearer with every shiver. I didn’t notice my neighbor standing in my doorway until I was half unconscious, and in that moment I thought I was already dreaming. He laid down on my bed, maneuvering between my legs until I straddled his face. He started eating me voraciously as I leaned on the pillows and swooned from pleasure and medication. I dreamed that his tongue suckled my clit as if he knew exactly what to do. He kept fingering my dripping hole as I moaned weakly. Darkness crept into my vision and my brain as I cried out and came. My body trembling and weak laying over him, I felt him pull my limp body down until my wet open pussy was resting on his cockhead. He pushed my hips slowly down on him and groaned in my ear when he slid inside me. In my dream, I whimpered at his thickness spreading me wider, too weak to move. I mumbled, “God, you’re so big… Don’t cum in me, I’m not on the pill.” He chuckled, then began his practiced deep gentle thrusts into my cunt. Mostly asleep, I felt him pushing against my cervix with every thrust. My clit rubbed against his body as he fucked up into me. “Cum for me,” he commanded in my ear, his voice a growl. I slipped deeper into unconsciousness as he continued gently pounding me from below. “Cum for me,” he repeated, crushing me to him with his arms and grinding into my cervix and clit at the same time. My orgasm woke me temporarily with a jerk and a shiver. I groaned sleepily as my pussy bucked weakly against him, cervix pried open in preparation. “Fuck… your pussy always feels so fucking good…” I whimpered one last time, and he held me tight as he kept pushing as deep as he could. “Go to sleep. I’m gonna cum in your soft, sleepy pussy, over and over until you wake up again.” I couldn’t move, my eyes wouldn’t open, but I murmured, “Oh no, not inside… it’s not safe…” He surged upward, spreading my hips even wider and his throbbing cock forced cum inside my open womb. “Shh, it’s too late."  He continued to breed me after I fell completely asleep on top of him, as I dreamed of being fucked for hours.

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How to Tell a Woman is Faking It: General Rules of Thumb

Peeking out of retirement to speak on this.

So I’m on PornHub getting wet over Ryan Madison vids, as you do. I come across one where he’s up to his usual shit, but according to over 230 likes in the comments, this one somehow stands heads and shoulders above the rest. Why?

Because this time, the chick “reaaaallly seems into it!” “Great chemistry!” “I think she really wanted him to cum in her!”

I re-watch, thinking I’d missed something, but nope. This chick remained one of the worst fakers, and these poor bastards didn’t know the difference.

I’m here to put you niggas on.

How to Tell a Woman is Faking: General Rules of Thumb

1.) Loud, Staccato Noises

This chick’s (and so many others’) tell was a litany of loud moans that all sounded the same in tone, pitch and volume. To the untrained (i.e. typical male) ear, the volume and consistency suggested intensity, when in reality it was just bad acting.

Her entire focus was on MAKING NOISE bc there was no PHYSICAL pleasure to preoccupy her. A woman headed for a real nut does not have the mental capacity to make sure she sounds “good”

A pleasured woman releases (notice I didn’t say “makes” as that suggests manufacture) a varied series of sounds - grunts, groans, sighs, coos, whimpers, screams and swears - all at different intensities, pitch and volume. The sounds are unchecked bc she’s too preoccupied with cumming to give a damn.

And let me tell you, if a woman’s cumming hard, she can sound every bit as guttural as a man. If all you’re ever getting is gentle, Princess Peach sighs, your stroke is likely lacking.

*If she sounds like she’s giving birth, running a marathon, enjoying a delicious meal, or reacting to a gift of money or jewelry, you’re doing it right.*

Note: A lot of ladies make little or no noise at all, and that’s fine. She will still give you physical cues. If she starts grabbing at your hair, shoulders, ass or arms, she’s into it. Rubbing her clit is a good sign too. (Watch how she rubs it, then pull out and replicate her movements with the tip of your dick. Thank me later.) Means it feels good and she’s trying to make it feel even better.

2.) Limp Feet

If she’s not a.) driving her heels into the mattress (or into your back), b.) flexing her feet, or c.) curling her toes, odds she came are SLIM to NONE. If you are a girl who can cum hard without getting your feet involuntarily involved, please let me know bc you are a rare and beautiful bird.

3.) Talking Shit

Dirty talk is great in the beginning, but if she’s doing it non-stop, she’s probably nowhere near cumming. She should’ve at least paused at the moment of climax. When it’s on, I can’t even remember my own fucking name, much less encourage you to fill my dirty fuckhole with your hot man mustard. If you’ve done your job right, your girl should barely be coherent, much less conversational.

4.) Excessive Smiling or Giggling

Same idea as above. Getting fucked to within an inch or your life is no laughing matter. If you’re really about to make me cum hard, my only concerns are grabbing onto something and trying to survive. I ain’t got no time to be flirty or cute with you.

5.) Blank or Unchanging Facial Expression

One of the last vids I watched was of a flawless black goddess clearly enjoying every stroke she was getting. Her noises were genuine and sexy, a natural expression of the pleasure she was feeling. Her expression looked a bit like she was going to cry.

Some dumbass comments, “Boy, she makes it look like it hurts.”

I’m not mad at dumbass. Just disappointed at how grossly mislead some of you guys are.

Understand, good dick humbles us. It makes us want to be better people. Makes us appreciate life, love and God’s beautiful creation. It makes us want to water our plants more consistently, suck our man’s dick better, adopt a puppy. And when we feel this way, we sometimes look like we want to cry a little because maybe sometimes we do. A lil.

An authentic female orgasm face can also include:

a.) look of actual outrage at how good the dick is,

b.) look of tender awe like we’re seeing Jesus at the Transfiguration bc your dick has saved our soul

c.) look of mild disgust with ourselves bc we know we’ll now put up with anything to keep getting such quality dick

That’s about it. I know some fellas are savvy enough to have put all this together already, but I’m shocked and saddened at the number of men are totally fooled.

Please support your pornstars. They are earning a living, and it’s not their fault the sex is garbage. Like a lot of girls irl, they just wanna make you cum, even if they can’t:(

Please take these cues to heart. If you spot your chick faking, do better.

TL;DR Too loud, monotone, smiley and consistently so - she’s faking. Looks and sounds slightly mournful, lightheaded or surprised, exhibits little control of body and voice, she’s cumming.

Stretching exercise

“I see you’re doing your stretching exercises, let me help you with that”

‘Got to prepare for the coming school events. How can you help?’

“I know a good technique that will help your inner core. If you put your leg against my chest and I insert my member inside you It will be good for your insides.”

'Oh really that helps?’

“Absolutely the deeper It is the better. You have to lose your pants and panties now”

'Are you sure?’

“Oh It’s perfectly normal, I help girls with this all the time. Just come here… ah yeah that’s great… It’s going in now.”

'Don’t you need a condom or something?’

“No no, a condom doesn’t do the same effect. It will also insert a substance to help more which you will miss otherwise. This will help your insides stretch.”

'Ah okay I’m all for that then.’

“You’re so tight, I’m stretching you already.”

'Haha good that you’re here then’

“Do you take the pill right now?”

'No, is that needed?’

“Oh that’s even better, gives this exercise even more impact.”

'Great! I was worried for a second’

“Now just pull up your second leg as well, i’m almost ready I will push nice and deep inside so that It has the most effect”

'Okay I’m ready!’

“Aaaaaah…. your tightness feels so good. It’s milking out the substance perfectly.”

'I feel It pulsating, It’s so warm just like my muscles are after a workout. The sensation and feeling is going very deep as well.’

“Awesome, such a good girl. Glad I could help!”

'Oh thank you too. Can I just pull up my panties again?’

“Yeah just let It settle in as long as you can. Especially your belly will stretch so nicely…”