If I Just Told You Guys “so Theres This Guy From A Show- He Spends Most Of The Series Being A Stoic

if i just told you guys “so theres this guy from a show- he spends most of the series being a stoic prick, just kind of an uncaring self-centered dude. and obviously straight. there’s another guy he knows and they’ve beat each other up a couple times bc they’re dumb trouble-causing kids but apart from that they’re amicable. anyways one day the first kid drags the other one into a stupid scheme but in the middle of it guy #2 verbally knocks the asshole kid off his high horse in front of everyone they know with such vigor and splendor that guy #1’s entire reality is rocked and he might kinda fall in love with this guy. and he’s obviously pissed at guy #2 because he’s making him feel humiliated AND giving him gay thoughts but then the dude shows up with his big sad eyes to apologize and also confess that the only reason he was able to read him like that in front of everyone was because guy #1 was the first person to ever have faith in him and give him confidence. and then he asks to go out with him. and guy #1 is like noooooo (said extremely pained and repressedly) but then he presumably cries all night and the next time he sees guy #2 he wordlessly takes his hand and they’ve been the show’s healthiest couple ever since all because guy #2 has turned the show’s most stoic dick into a doting boyfriend who uses pet names” you’d all be shitting yourselves opening tumblr ready to web weave mitski lyrics with your new pathetic scrungly scrimblo. now what if i told you this happened to craig on south park