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Chapter 8: Kick his ass!!!

Chris Redfield x Male reader

summary: Self explanatory, you guys are there to kick weskers ass!!!!

“So that’s uroborus.” Sheva speaks “god dammit Wesker, he’s actually serious about destroying the entire planet. “He always was a determined man.” You guys make your way down stairs as you look over to see commotion on the screens. 

“Wait.” Chris walks over tilting his head. “That must be what he’s gonna use.” You spoke as you kept an eye out behind you guys just in case. “Makes more sense. Wesker!” Chris shouts as he points to Wesker on the screen. “There he is come on let’s go!” You both follow Chris as you begin running down the dark hallways. 

“Jill’s calling me hold on.” You pick up the phone as you answer. “How you holdin up pumpkin?” You ask with a laugh as she gives one back. “I’m fine don’t worry about me, there’s something I need to tell you. Listen carefully.” Chris and Sheva move next to you paying attention.

“Y/n you know his strength comes from a virus but it’s unstable.” You squint your eyes as you all continue listening. “In order to maintain a balance he must inject himself regularly with a serum.” Sheva buts in “so if we cut the supply of serum he looses his strength?” “Affirmative, but he just took a dose so it’s gonna be awhile before he needs another one.” 

“That’s not time we have.” You spoke “Listen Excella said the amount has to be precise. So if he injects too much it should act like a poison. I think she used a serum labeled: PG67A/W.” You look at Sheva as you hand Chris the phone. 

You guys begin searching through the case. “Jill, Jill!” You could hear the line breaking up. “Shit.” You hand Sheva the injection. “Chris, this is it.” He looks over as you all nod. “Let’s give it a shot.” 

“Just like he always said, he’s planning to spread this fucker worldwide.” You cock you gun turning the safety off. Of course you guys reach a room that was already going into lockdown because a fire apparently. Just your luck. (Skill issue get good)

“Come on come on!” You shout as you guys rush down the stairs. The floorboards begin to open. “We’ll never win in a fair fight, we need to fall back!” “Agreed!” You guys begin to go the other way. Not being in control, like the old days. 

You begin to sneak down the hallway giggling to yourself. “Oh, y/n!” Wesker speaks with a bright smile as he begins to chase you. You run around and around the outside of the lab as you accidentally run into Spencer. He stops dead in his tracks as he looks at you angrily. 

“I-I’m sorry sir.” You bow down as Wesker does the same. “Take him I’m tired of this.” His assistants grab you as Wesker pleads for them to stop. “Please he didn’t mean it!” Wesker begs sadly. But to no avail you get taken into a dark room.

You shake your head vigorously as you awake in a elevator. “You okay sir?” Sheva asks you nod “sometimes I go on autopilot and zone out for awhile, I’m alright though.” They both look at each other than to you. “Come on.”

You guys make it to room as you ready up your guns as Wesker makes it known he sees and hears you all. 

“You’ve really become quite the inconvenience for me.” You grin “Glad we can agree on something.” He throws his glasses to you as you dodge his first rush attack with a backflip. Chris comes in throwing a punch as Wesker moves to him.

He throws Chris roughly to the ground as Sheva tries to help out ultimately being thrown to the ground. As you ready up for a fistfight Chris tries to shoot Wesker. He dodges as he rushes behind you, before you can even respond he had you in a chokehold. 

You try to rip him off but you fail. He lets out the usual ‘im saving the world speech’ as you roll your eyes pulling yourself down as Sheva and Chris begin shooting at him. You guys get thrown over the edge as the injection falls out of Shevas pocket next to you and Chris. You guys look at each other with a nod.

You sit up as you hand the injection to Chris. “This may be our only chance.” You nod as Wesker flips down to you all. “Things are getting Interesting huh Y/n?” You scoff “did you really think you could defeat me?”

Chris speaks up for you like you used to do for him. “Either way I’m not gonna stop until I’m dead.” You smile at him. “I’ll just have to kill you quickly.” You guys scatter as Chris begins to collect more weapons. “Let’s dance Al.”

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess @allen-444

Hi can you do male reader x vance were they both listen to metal/rock music and they have a picnic together

Thanks for this! As a huge metalhead myself please enjoy!

Vance Hopper x (more of a masc presenting reader, he calls reader handsome but pronouns aren’t specified.) Reader

Cw: mentions of abusive parents, possible homophobia listen to cheap trick 👹

A Picnic huh

Apple Music

She's Tight by Cheap Trick

Listen to She's Tight by Cheap Trick on Apple Music. 1982. Duration: 2:57

You decided to surprise Vance with a picnic, he had been getting into less fights lately and he’s been getting better with everything! 

Also him being perfect was also going towards the picnic. Anyways you went to the record store to buy some tapes for your Walkman for you both to listen to. 

Metallica, Iron Maiden, megadeath, Def Leopard, Led Zepplin, The runaways, Rob Zombie, Heart, Cheap Trick, Slipknot, Black Sabbath, Queen, Guns N’ Roses and AC/DC you had it all. (Can you tell I’ve always been a huge metal/ rock head?)

You just had to pick out food you and Vance liked. You made sandwiches, soups, brought fruit, drinks and desserts for you both.  You just had to pick him up. 

You drove to his house in your mustang as you ring the doorbell hesitantly. Thankfully Vance’s mom opens the door. “Oh y/n, how are you honey?” She asks with a soft smile

“I’m alright Mrs. Hopper, I wanted to take Vance on a picnic, I got a bunch of food for us both.” You said with a smile. She didn’t need much convincing. You were her sons best friend and more but she didn’t know that part just yet. 

“Of course honey I’ll call him down you go wait in your car okay?” She says with a bright smile as she closes the door and you walk back to your car. 

You pat your steering wheel as Metal Health plays. Finally you hear a knock on your window. You crank it down as you give Vance a smile. “Well hop in handsome!” You say with a smile as he opens the door.

You both drive as “Surrender” by cheap trick plays. You both sing along as you drive to a park you and Vance go to often. “Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird!” He sings as you sing back “Surrender, Surrender but don’t give yourself away. 

You both ALWYAS had the best times. As you arrive at the park you bring your Walkman with you putting it your pocket as you bring the basket and blanket. “Hey baby set up the blanket real quick.” You say handing Vance the blanket as he nods

“This good?” He questions as you nod taking the food out. “This looks great y/n!” He says with a smile as he takes out a sandwich and a drink. “I’m glad dig in.” You say with a smile as you take your Walkman hitting play as you start off with some Queen. 

You both begin to eat and talk as you bond about the music playing softly. “Speaking of which what’s your favorite… queen song Vance?” You ask with a smile as he answers quickly. “Radio ga ga is my third, bohemian rapsody and probably Killer Queen.” 

You smile “a man with good taste.” You say as you lay on his thighs as he plays with your hair. “What about your favorite Metallica song?” He asks as you laugh. “Probably (Metallica song).” You say with a smile

As you both finish up your conversation cheap trick comes on again. “Oh sweet, love this song.” You say with a smile as you bob your head. “Is this cheap trick?” He questions. “I’ve never heard this song.” He says as your eyes go wide. “You’ve never heard “She’s Tight!”” You say stunned. 

He looks at you annoyed. “The guy who plays guitar has a guitar that has 5 necks!” You say with a smile as he thinks about it in awe as the guitar chorus plays. “I like this song a lot actually.” 

You smile “Glad I could help baby.” You start cleaning up the food as it starts to get darker. He sighs as he stands up sadly not wanting the evening to end. “Can I stay at your place tonight?” He asks.

You smile as you nod. “Here let me call my mom real quick.” He walks over it the phone putting his hand out as you give a quarter. You sit on the head of your car as he comes back with a thumbs up. 

“After you baby.” You say opening the door. “Thanks handsome.” He says mocking the words you said earlier as you laugh. You turn your radio as Barracuda comes on. “Alright baby let’s go for a ride before we go home, it’s nice out.” He nods with a smile as you both drive off.

Can you do a yandere Vance x male reader?

Like one day he realised his score was beat and he was furious,going around asking everyone who did it until someone eventually said that it was reader.

Vance becomes infatuated with them and just head over heels y’know,he would scare off potential suitors without reader even knowing.

okay eventually vance confesses yadda yadda

But mans would be possesive and CLINGY

Thank you for this incredible request my dear❤️ Please enjoy 🌝

Yandere! Vance Hopper x Male/ Masc reader

The Highscore

It was seemingly another normal day, Vance’s dad was yelling at him the usual. He yells back at him as he storms out the house heading the the grab n go to calm some nerves. He opens the door as he see the usual people there. He looks over to see Finney nervously looking back at him as he shoots a glare. 

“Hey Vance.” A voice calls “what shithead?” He answers with his usual attitude. “I wanted to te-“ he groans loudly “Can’t you see I’m trying to play some fucking pinball?!” He shouts

as he turns on the machine. The guy puts his hands up in defense. As the machine loads up Vance checks out the recent players and see something he never would’ve expected. 

“That was what i was trying to say.” The guy says rubbing his hair with a sigh. “WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?!” He yanks the dudes collar. “I-I don’t know man ask around!” He whines at as Vance throws him to the floor. He looks at the name on it, y/n l/n. “So this y/n is the one huh, I’m coming for his ass.” He says as he walks out the store fuming. 

He walks around town asking kids if he saw the man who beat his score. As he goes to school he decides to ask everyone there to, no one gives any pleased answers until he asks Robin Arellano.

“Ohhhhh, y/n? Yeah I know him.” He says as he washes his hands. “Well where is he shithead?” Vance spits out. “Chill he’s always at the park outside of school hanging out.” Robin says as he glares at Vance. “Don’t be an ass to him.” Robin says as he walks off. 

Finally the end of school Vance looks around as he starts walking to the park. He asks people around the park for y/n when someone finally answers. “Him right there.” He was laying under a tree relaxing as Vance marches over.

“Hey your y/n l/n right?” He asks with a loud voice. “Yeah that’s me what do you want?” He asks titling his head at the blond male. “You beat my pinball score!” He shouts as y/n. “Wait, your pinball Vance!” He says sitting up with a smile. “I’m a huge fan! I’ve always wanted to beat you bro! Your cool as fuck my guy.” He says with a smile as Vance blushes a bit. 

“Huh?” Vance tilts his head as y/n stands up. “I was wondering if we could maybe be friends!” He asks with a glint of hope on his eyes. “Fine, just know I’m gonna kick your ass.” He says with a sigh as he smiles. “Counting on it!” The other male says smiling.

It’s been a few months since Vance and your friendship blossomed and he got a crush! He’s been obsessed with you. You realize his little crush but What you don’t seem to realize is the fact that he’s  gotten even more obsessive with you.

Sneaking through your window, coming to your house 24/7 and even stalking you. He has a goal to get rid of every possible person in his way. Of course not your friends he could never see you sad about them. 

He’s threatened the people not close to you, the people who crush on your from afar. He’s beaten them and made sure they don’t even look in your direction. He’s even somehow gotten a few expelled, all for you. When he confesses there’s absolutely no one to get in his way. 

When you give him a smile and a kiss he sighs happily knowing his obsession wasn’t for nothing.

ITS YOUR FATHER HERE REQUESTING. I'm literally dying for some angsty content with Michael or Thomas.

Maybe how they would try to earn their trust

OR IF YOU FEEL LIKE DRAWING

THE SLASHER HANDS. OR A THOMAS FANART BRO IDK WHATEVER YOU WANT TO GIVE ME I WILL BE HAPPY WITH IT

Hopefully I’ve pleased you papa 😍please enjoy 🌝 @brandnewhuman

Micheal and Thomas watching you die

Gender neutral reader x Thomas and Micheal (separate)

Tw: blood, death tears and angst😔

Micheal Myers

“M-Micheal.” You choke out as blood rushes from your mouth. You look down to see his knife through your stomach. His own eyes go wide realizing his mistake. You slump over him holding him to keep you stable he holds on tightly to you as he thinks what to do about your bleeding stomach. “I-I..” he puts his hand over your mouth telling you to be quiet. At first he almost stabbed you in you’re heart but due to your experience with dating a serial killer you managed to dodge and let him hit your stomach so you had more time to bid your farewells. He was trying to hit a victim but they managed to use you as a shield. You started coughing up more blood Micheal was debating on what the fuck to do. He couldn’t take you to a hospital they’d lock him up and he couldn’t see you. He also couldn’t pull his knife out because you’d bleed out even more. “M-Mikey, baby y-you have to go.” You groan out. “They escaped and I d-don’t want anyone f-finding y-you.” He looks down at you with as much sympathy as his cold heart can muster. “Do you understand.” You say “but-“ “DO YOU UNDERSTAND MICHEAL!?” You shout out as your adrenaline starts rushing. He looks down at you sadly as you smash your lips against his. “H-here.” You grab a necklace from off your necklace wrapping it around his neck. “I’ll see you Micheal now go baby.” You kiss him once more as he hugs you tightly before rushing off for his victim leaving you on the floor bleeding out. “This is not good at all…” you choke out before closing your eyes. 

Thomas Hewitt

“Tommy baby,” you groan out dragging yourself to his room as your bleeding body aches. You were on the floor a victim slashed your knees and started stabbing you profusely. They probably thought you had cruel intentions just like the Hewitt’s minus Tommy. You inch yourself closer and closer to his door as everything starts to go black. You grab a notepad of his using your blood to write something. You take grab the ring you got him from your pocket. You were gonna propose but apparently the world had other plans. You finish up your bloodied writing as you hug his notepad tightly tears slipping out as you smile sadly. You breathe a final breath as you close your eyes with the notepad slipping out your bloodied hands. Tommy’s looking everywhere for you as he sees a trail of blood leading towards his room. He rushes in looking around as his whole world goes black. Your on the floor without a pulse. He rushes over to you tears in your eyes as he cries. He looks in your hand to see his note pad he picks it up as he looks at your sloppy bloody handwriting. ‘Since I couldn’t do it the way I wanted I thought I’d do this. I wanted to thank you for being mine through highs and lows for being there for me. Know Tommy I’ll be with you till you don’t need me anymore. I’ll be with you every step of the way. Take this ring as an apology, at first it was a proposal but I believe the world had different plans. So I’ll ask you, will you marry me? That’s all I have to say I love you forever. I’ll see you on the flip side.” At this point there are tears not stopping they continue to fall as he grabs the ring slipping it on and grabbing your lifeless body crying into you. It was almost the same. 

Sorrowful Secrets

Hange x Reader angst

Y/n sighs as they pack their clothes in a suitcase with tears in their eyes. They had a mission to fulfill, it was for their own good. Right? They hurry knowing Hange should be home soon. ‘I can’t let them see me.’ They thought, their boss told them to come in secret. No one even Hange could see them. 

 They wipe their eyes as they grab resources. As they finish up they hear their bedroom door crack. “Hello my love!” Hange hugs them with a smile as they smile gently at them. “Why are you dressed it like 1 am?” They say tilting their head as they adjust their glasses.

“I have some business to attend to.” They say as they walk out of Hange’s arms. “O-oh well what are you doing.” They ask nervously as their anxiety starts to hit. “I can’t say.” They wipe their eyes as they try not to break down in tears. “Why not, I’m your partner we’re supposed to tell each other everything.” They sigh they begin to walk as Hange grabs the back of their collar. 

“Hange let go your making this harder than it needs to be.” They wrap their arms around y/n’s arm as tears fall out of their eyes. “I-I’m not letting you go! Not again..” they cry into them as they beg them not to go. “Hange, please let go I need to go now-“ “just tell me where your going!!!” Y/n knew for a fact they thought they may have been cheating. 

They throw Hange off of them to the ground. As they look down shocked at their own outburst. Hange starts crying out as they grab their hair. “M’ sorry I don’t know what I did wrong! I can fix myself I’ll change for you!” They yell trying to make them stay. 

“Your perfect the way you are Hange. I need to go I’ll be back.” They kiss their forehead leaving them to cry in their shared room. “I love you y/n…” they lay on the floor crying.

If I caught myers on the table in that position I won’t be able to control myself. Amen 🙏

Based on a fucking meme I made. My “wife”

Cw: Femitization kink, groping, pills and suggestiveness but not smut.

You were laying in your bed trying to fight a headache you had all week. You open your eyes as you look at the blaring sun as you look over seeing Albert wasn’t there. 

You quirk an eyebrow as you get up with a sigh going to take more medication. As you go in the bathroom you hear cussing downstairs. You laugh as you hear Albert cussing like a sailor.

You take the medication walking downstairs. You smile as you look for him stopping your tracks when you see him. “Oh, y/n. Good to see you.” He says with a smirk on his face.

“Y-you look… Jesus Christ….” You say as a bit of drool falls out your mouth. “Like what you say sweetie?” You nod vigorously as he walks over to you with a fucking evil smirk. He grabs your hips pushing you towards him. 

“W-what’s the, the, special occasion?” You say as you look him up and down like an animal. “Well you’ve been in pain all week so I thought I should do this, you said something like this would make you feel better anyday.” He says as he kisses you.  

“Fuck baby.” You say groaning into the kiss. “My fucking malewife.” You say laughing as he looks at you confused. “Malewife?” He says as you laugh at his confusion with a hand on his hip. “It’s a slang term babe.”

“What does it mean?” “Kinda self explanatory don’t you think princess?” He blushes at the nickname. He shouldn’t be enjoying feminine titles should he? “You liked that huh.” You look down at the bulge through his dress and apron. 

“Turn the stove off baby girl. Your my food now hun.” You say with a smirk as he blushes wildly turning the stove as he sees what he’s in store for.

Simple Shenanigans

Sub! Connor x GN! Dom reader

The glisten of the soft moonlight shines into your cubicle, the paperwork on your desk, your book cases disheveled, you pumping Connor’s dick in your chair. 

Everyone was out for drinks when you decided to stay behind. Connor also didn’t feel like drinking not understanding why people would want to put alcohol in their body. 

So here you were in the middle of the room pumping an androids dick in your chair. All the windows were open and the doors unlocked. It could be a matter of seconds when someone decides to walk in.

They’d see you towering over Connor as he moans in your chair as blueish pre drips on your fingers. He did look angelic, moonlight bouncing off his skin, blue blush on his cheeks, his heavy breaths and his quivering form. 

“Y/n… d-don’t stop p-please.” He stutter out with moans as you smile. “Such a good boy for me Connor.” You continue pumping his cock as his dick twitches at the praise. 

“You’ll be able to cum soon enough baby. Let’s just see how much you can take.” Who was he to deny you, he sucked up his sexual frustration with a nod as he looks up at you with this innocent brown eyes. 

“Ha~Yes m-master.”

AWWW THAT LOOK AWESOME MISH ❤️

HAPPY SCREAMING

I SWEAR I HAVE THE BEST MOOTS

TYTYTYTY MISH 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

YYEEEEE IM SO HAPPY YOU ENOYED THE ART I MADE! I’m not perfect at it but I enjoy getting to practice and loved working on your OC Catharine 💕

Ayo are you stuck in shadow banned land or something? Every time you tag me I never get the notification even though I’ve got it set so they should come up 😭

BRO IVE BEEN SHADOW BANNED FOR LIKE 8 MONTHS HELP