Izuku: So Apparently The 'bad Vibes' I’ve Been Feeling Are Actually Severe Psychological Distress

Izuku in every vigilante fic be like:

I found out today that i am the exact height of 5 party size Doritos Bags.

I think I may be a great addition to this:

Me: if my legs give out and I start having body spasms just leave me in the corner.

Boss: I need to call an ambulance if that happens.

Me: if you call an ambulance i WILL run, non-responsive legs be damned

"Mr Stark, I don't feel so good"

Me, moments before fainting because i think its funny

alfred gave them the sheets

rip Denki Kaminari you would’ve loved watching tiktoks with a subway surfer video playing in the background.

Izuku: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

I find the best way to deal with being hit by a car is to make a hot chocolate with some chilly and hazelnut in it. It heals your inside wounds!

I dont live in the USA but right now I want to do nothing more then wrap everyone who is going to lose their rights from this in a massive hug and just never let go. the world has watched this debate and as an Australian, I can say that everyone I know is standing by you. anyone who jokes about this can go fuck themselves. none of you deserved this, and my DMs are open to anyone who needs to talk.

Non-Americans who find themselves wanting to jokingly “weigh in” on what’s happening here in the United States…if you have anything other than good vibe or prayer or something other than “aRE GuyZ oKaY?!” to offer then shut the fuck up. This is real fucking shit.

Black people, people of color, queer people, trans people, women, immigrants, and pretty anyone who is not a white male are on the chopping block for the next four years if we don’t stay locked in and intervene at every attempt to silence and oppress these groups.

Real shit. So think about that when you decide to jokingly ask a question you already know the fucking answer to.

i aint risking it. life been good lately. not risking it. I want potato of luck

Shouta: How did none of you hear what I just said? Shoto: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Izuku: I got distracted about halfway through. Katsuki: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.