...that Is Effing Amazing

Zerxus, after Nidas kills him and gives him a chance to be free of Asmodeus' control: "I believe I can help with that."

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

Quick! The first OC you think of is dropped in the world of the last movie/show you watched. How are they faring?

Wait, you know Scots? That's so cool!! I have a bit of a special interest in Scots, I'd love to learn it. Would you, uh... would you mind if I interfaced with you? Just to download the language files, nothing silly or anything :3

asking a robotgirl what languages they know and getting a very excited response like "I'm fluent in English, French, Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese, Dutch, Scots, C, C++, Python, X86_64 Assembly (Intel dialect for fasm and nasm), and can interpret the body language and scent-based communications of 34 mammalian species with an accuracy of 96%. I also capable of interpreting several non-verbal communication and expression methods in humans, from those using a standard set of visual signs to other unfiltered physical expressions unique to every individual"

Assuming the most likely scenario, that DB Cooper didn't survive the jump, that must mean he went to heaven.

If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

hi have you found one to eat yet

i ask bcs i'm outside your house rn

feeling kinda edible ngl

not many know this but trans girls are actually food. you can just eat them

idk, i hear that a lot of job interviewers are weirdly prejudiced against kickin dogs in the face and body so maybe???

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

some manner of silly mutt ↓

tumblr user: I like your shoelaces!

punk: thanks. that cop had it coming.

tumblr user: what?

punk: what?