Evan Rosier Does Sock Shoe Sock Shoe

Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?

Pandora: I’m a poet for sure

Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?

Barty: *without hesitation* executioner

Evan: *romantic sigh*

I imagined that Pandora had once sewn and given each of her friends a doll for their birthday that looked like them. Barty and Evan got the same dolls. Whenever Barty is bored and alone, he takes his doll, takes Evan's doll, and pretends they're kissing (and doing other things the world doesn't want to know about, yk)

James Potter is not allowed to have coffee because he becomes far too energized for anyone to handle

Lily attacked James when she started liking him because she thought he slipped her a love potion, only to be mortified when she realized he hadn’t. James, of course, was ecstatic.

Do you love Regulus Black or do you just love the idea that you can be as mean and awkward and judgmental as you want and the perfect person will fall in love with you as you are?

My loves

Gryffindor common room

Evan rocking up to the Crouch household with this when he's invited to meet Barty’s parents

Barty strutting on a treadmill listening to BRAT

Perhaps my favorite thing about Crimson Rivers is that it makes Regulus Black canonically a Katniss Everdeen variant

Sirius = Haymitch

James = Peeta

Regulus = Katniss

Peter often goes unnoticed so he has become a collector of marauders secrets. He starts making bets with other students about things that he knows and wins and insane amount of money whenever one of their secrets get out.